• Published 22nd Apr 2014
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Who turned in to what and meet WHO!?!!? - Rainbow Mask



Bob is having a bad day. All he wanted was a spa day with Star Manz, but the uvirverse dediced that he has to run around to different places just to find a bottle of loition.

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Crazy Town

It was a stormy night in the Rainbow Forest and Bob the Human was just waking up from an afternoon nap filled with nightmares. Just as he went to get a dead body from the fridge to help him calm down , a knock came from the door. So he started to hum the ‘Rainbow Forest Song’ as he to the door. When Bob opened to door, it was his good friend Stars Manz, leader of the Rainbow Forest midgets. Bob invited him inside for a spa day for guys. While he soaked in a tub of green mud, Stars Manz told him all about the “horrible” things that happened that day.

Star Manz was saying, “ So this guy in my tribe gave me a CREEPER for the offerings to the Midget Gods, but as I told him ‘No way the gods will want that, that Thing.’ it blew up. Like it deso-”. As he looked at Bob, who had just gotten out of the mud, Stars Manz stopped talking and pushed a now bumby, light green Bob in front of a mirror. Bob looked in the mirror thinking ‘ How did I turn into a fermented pickle bear!?!?!?!’

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Meanwhile, somewhere passed the 4th dimension, Chyna, Olive, and Fletcher from Ant Farm were working on a portal for the Science Fair. While Chyna & Fletcher were finishing up, Olive was working on a side project for FCS.

“Olive” Fletcher said in an annoyed way, “ Can you please stop working on that lotion and help us finish so that we can go home?”.

As Chyna clicked her tongue, Olive said “ Oh Fletcher. Fletcher, Fletcher, Fletcher. If you were smart enough, you would know that this is no normal lotion. For you see little, not very smart person, this lotion can turn a fermented pickle bear or a fermented pickle into a person.”.

While she choked on a evil laugh, Chyna asked “ Well then Olive, what happens when you use it on a person?”

“ Well, They turn into a Creeper from some game called Minecraft. Interesting factoid, Minecraft was made by Mojang, can be played on computer & the Xbox 360, and is right now on version 1.7.2, which adds colo-”

“ OLIVE!!!” yelled Chyna & Fletcher at the same time.

“Oops, sorry guys. Anyway, so they will turn into that, but they are not evil. so thats good, or they might become hypnotized. I don't know yet. I haven't tested it on anyone.” finshed Olive while seeing Fetcher acting odd (not his normal odd) since she said the Hypno part of the lotion. You guys can guess why, but we can't say it since a tall, blue color cloaked person (or pony) froze time and walked in.

"Hmm, better hurry," the pony/person mumbled to their self while grabing the lotion, " the spell will wear off soon, and HIM will be in a upset mood; no; HE will be in rage mode if I don't gets to HIM on time." Then the cloaked pony/person disappeared in the portal as time unfroze.

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Back to Bob, he was trying to wash off his pickle problem in a tub of peanut butter while Star Manz looked at the label of the mud Bob was in.

As Bob got out of the peanut butter, Star said “ Wait a minute, Bob. Look at this.” As he pulled off the first label that said ‘ Rainbow Mud', he continued, “ Read the label. It says ‘Pinkie Pie’s random cream, put it on & something random will happen.’ Then as Star Manz read the ingredients, one thing he said was off.

“Star Manz,” said Bob the now Fermented Pickle Bear, “ Can you repeat that?”

“Sure Bob. Cheese, goose eggs, rainbow dye, Poison Joke, green appl-”

“There, Poison Joke. Star, does that grow in the Rainbow Forest?”

“ I don't know, I will have to ask my tribe’s best smarties. Oh I better go, we are having a burning at the stake for the guy who brought the creeper. Want to come?”

As Bob nodded yes, Star Manz, Leader of the Rainbow Forest Midgets, jumped out the door saying “ It is at 13:00 a'clock sharp, so don't be late.”

So now Bob the Pickle something went to bed & as he did, he sang the Rainbow Forest song,

here is the song if you don't know it.

“ Its a happy day in the Rainbow Forest, lots of killing to do. Lots of slaughtering & killing each other dut dut dut do.

Its a sad day in the rainbow forest, no more killing to do. No more slaughtering & killing each other, dut dut dut do.

Its a very happy day in the Rainbow Forest, lots of enslaving to do. Lots of enslaving & beating each other ,dut dut dut do.

Its a very sad in the Rainbow Forest, no more of enslaving to do. No more enslaving & beating each other,dut dut dut do.

Its an Epic day in the Rainbow Forest, we are waging war on YOU!! We’re gonna mash you & bash you & beat you into a pulp, dut dut dut do.

Its an Epic fail day in the Rainbow Forest,we lost a war to you. We got mashed & bashed & beaten into a pulp, dut dut dut do."

Upstairs what waited for him was his cat named 'Dog' and his warm bed. As he got in he thought ' What happened to the Rainbow mud I was going to be in'

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In Ponyville Pinkie pie was going nuts, and I mean on drugs crazy nuts. She was running into ponies everywhere on the way to an apple farm

Running all over Ponyville yelling, " Twilight, Dashie, Rarity,AJ, Flutters!!! I need HELP!!! My cream is gone; MY CREAM IS GONE!!!"

"Now now darling. We don't want to call the Princesses."

" Oh, hey Rarity. I didn't see you there."

"Ok Pinkie, now Twilight wants to ask you whats going on in Sugar Cude Corner, so lets go; Without destroying anything please?"

"Ok Rares, lets go!!!" said a now clamed down Pinkie Pie as she walked back to Ponyville while being followed by a relief filled Rarity. So as they walked into Ponyville they started a small (clam) chat; not knowing that by doing that; they were walking down the road to a crazy travel (or sealing their fate; idk)

Author's Note:

saying this is dumb or stupid is the nicest thing you can say about this story.

I have some weird plans for this; (not for long);

if anyone have anything crazy to put in, I will listen (or read) and if I use it; I will give you credit.

RM; out. ( no a judging me) XD

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