Joke
Joke (360 Words)
"Ok, ok, here's a good one: what's the difference between a goblin and an Ursa Major?"
Rainbow Dash pondered over it a moment. When it came to figuring out punch lines, she was not exactly the sharpest spear in the arsenal. "Hmmmm, I got nothing," she said, giving up, "what's the difference?"
"Well," began Soarin', "one's a big, blubbering monster of destruction; the other's an Ursa Minor."
Soarin' burst out into joyful laughter while Rainbow Dash let out a groan. He was never good at telling jokes. Many of the squad members tried in vain to make him stop, but he would never listen. Most of them had chosen to ignore it, but Dash had reached her limit.
"Soarin'," she nickered, "that was perhaps the WORST joke I have ever hear in my entire life."
He was taken aback by her sudden outburst, but he soon regained his composure. "Oh yeah, well I bet you can't tell a better joke," he retorted.
"Oh I bet I can."
"Then let's hear it."
She took a moment to think up a killer joke that will wipe that silly, dumb, extremely cute smile off his smug face. When she finally thought of one, a devious look made its way onto her muzzle.
"Alright," she said, slowly making her way to her husband's side of the dining table, "who's the cutest, sweetest, hottest, funniest, most awesome stallion in all of Equestria?"
"Uh honey," said Soarin', blushing at her sudden approach, "that's not really a jo- MMMPH!"
He couldn't finish on account of a pair of lips suddenly making contact with his. At first, Soarin' was taken aback by her bold move, but he soon got into it and eagerly kissed back. He wrapped his fore legs around her neck, falling back on the soft cloud "floor" with her in tow. They stayed in that position for a while, neither one of them relenting. It wasn't until they were close to asphyxiation that they finally parted.
"Well, how was that," asked Rainbow Dash, drawing small circles on his breast with her hoof.
"Punchline needs some work." They both smiled as their lips met once again.
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Very interesting work. Style is unicue, grammars are fine. Pieces are small, but tasty. Good work!
Stalin commands to dance!
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Stalin can dance to the deepest, darkest part of Tartarus for all I care.
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Stalin thinks about visiting Tartarus. Maybe there he could find some ancient creatures who will support glorious Socialism in all Equestria! But Stalin is not sure if cerberus will let him go through.
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Stalin can get torn apart by a manticore for all I care.
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Unfortunately, Stalin has no buisiness with manticore right now. This beast refused to support Communism. So does that brainless hydra at the swamp.
Minotaur Iron Will, in the other hand, has agreed to support Communism and Socialism, and now he is one of Stalin's generals.
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I don't support Stalin.
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No one do, my agressive friend. But you must clearly see the difference between Stalin the Stallion and Stalin the Human. It may sound same but it is not. Stalin the Stallion does everything to help some autors with their works as he could! While human Stalin was homocidal tyrant. And cease your curses, young colt, or it might not end well for all of us.
311980
Well then, I apologize for my outburst. I just could never understand why somebody would like that son of a bitch.
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In Russia, people love him... as a target for parodies. You may understand why if you play Red Alert
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I've played Red Alert, never passed it.
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Well, pass it, and you understand why.
Also spoiler: Stalin is killed in both scenarios
urm? Nice story.
You get a cookie for that awesome story of yours. *Gives Cookie*
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Not so much a story as it is a collection of short writings.
That was beautiful
Cute!!! U deserve a bar of chocolate!
*chucks a bar of fave chocolate*
somepony help meh before i die of cutness!!