Big Macintosh is Ponyville's most eligible bachelor and through the course of a week ends up sleeping with each of the mane6.
Dash turned, "YOUR DICK, STALLIONHOOD, COCK, MR.HAPPY, SCHLONG, WAND OF PLEASURE, YOUR LUNA DAMN PENIS!" Yelled straight into his face. Mac coward in fear.
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One mother even seemed to playing with herself (like some others) telling her son in a propeller hat to got the arcade.
W00T! Button Mash Reference!
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W00T! Button Mash Reference!