Wat?

"Then we'll comb over it three more times! Like a centipede! With... guh... r-rocket launchers! Nnngh! Time's a-wasting, Fluttershy!" Twilight galloped ahead in a jittery fashion. "You need to learn to put the 'ass' in 'assertive!' Nnngh! Goddess I am so dry!"

Can't stop laughing, centipede, rocket launchers, druggie Twilight.

I hope this forced cold-turkey frees her from her addiction so that she's in a proper state to ship Trixie (Or Dashie) with.

What...the...fuck...was...Dat?!
it was funny though.

Ha! That got multiple laughs out of me!

This is EPIC.

I was laughing Tyne whole time! Especially the sequence with Applebloom! This was probably the funniest story I've read since "skittles". Well made...
5 / 5 stars
Fitting music:
Fever For The Flava - Hot Action Cop
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Moneymaker - Ludacris
Rape Me - Nirvana

Oh, I had such good laughs, I thank you!
So Scootaloo is a chicken, and Dash is a pigeon. Makes sense to me!

"It's a sample of Narwhal Sweat."

Narwhal sweat? Narwhal sweat...
...
NARWHALS!

Fudge da whaate?? Explosive laughter. Totally different meaning than expected. Wow.

Twilight snortin the cocaine? HAHAHAHA! The ending of this was like "PLOT TWIST! LOL JK!!" I am lovin this!

rampaging garden shovel murderers

So, trolldiers?

That's it? That's the ending? Dude, what the hell?