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MinesInLiberatedFrance


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"Then we'll comb over it three more times! Like a centipede! With... guh... r-rocket launchers! Nnngh! Time's a-wasting, Fluttershy!" Twilight galloped ahead in a jittery fashion. "You need to learn to put the 'ass' in 'assertive!' Nnngh! Goddess I am so dry!"

Can't stop laughing, centipede, rocket launchers, druggie Twilight.

I hope this forced cold-turkey frees her from her addiction so that she's in a proper state to ship Trixie (Or Dashie) with.

Blegh. And what was with Twilight seeing them all alive when RD was apparently killing them before engaging in necrophilia?

They didn't even get any pleasure before dying, and then they died, horrible in two different ways.

Not to mention, it takes Pegasi magic to stand on clouds...

What...the...fuck...was...Dat?!
it was funny though.

:rainbowlaugh:

Ha! That got multiple laughs out of me!

3251468 those were my thoughts exactly. I don't know what I expected from this story but it wasn't that. For one, ew, and secondly, terrible continuity.

I was laughing Tyne whole time! Especially the sequence with Applebloom! This was probably the funniest story I've read since "skittles". Well made...
5 / 5 stars
Fitting music:
Fever For The Flava - Hot Action Cop
The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang
Moneymaker - Ludacris
Rape Me - Nirvana

Oh, I had such good laughs, I thank you! :rainbowlaugh:
So Scootaloo is a chicken, and Dash is a pigeon. Makes sense to me! :ajsmug:

"It's a sample of Narwhal Sweat."

Narwhal sweat? Narwhal sweat...
...
NARWHALS!

That poor garden shovel :raritydespair:

Fudge da whaate?? Explosive laughter. Totally different meaning than expected. Wow.

:rainbowhuh:
...Okay, not quite so funny.

Jesus, so much Wat. Nice twist.

Twilight snortin the cocaine? HAHAHAHA! The ending of this was like "PLOT TWIST! LOL JK!!" I am lovin this!

Its the cocaine I tell ya... Its all in the cocaine!

I disturbingly enjoyed that,:pinkiecrazy:

rampaging garden shovel murderers

So, trolldiers?

sorry but eww :( If thats your cup of tea ok but .. shudder not me:pinkiesad2:

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Move these words on the anti-horary series:

RAPE




shit...

That's it? That's the ending? Dude, what the hell?

Am I the only one who could never stop laughing seriously I laughed for 15 minutes:rainbowlaugh: my sister came up and asked why I was laughing I just told her my book was funny... she will never know:pinkiecrazy:

._. what the hay have i read?..... XD JAJAJAJAAJA OOOH dear Celestia jajajajaja :rainbowlaugh:
nice one jajajaja

It was like cupcakes but with inuendo no sex and a lot of death this will follow me like the rainbow factory 0.0 :(

The fact that the effects of "most species" being aroused and "certain breeds of pigeons" becoming rampaging garden shovel murderers were combined made this funny out of disbelief. Oh my gosh, this is so messed up! :rainbowlaugh:

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