“Lucky monkey-bastard.”

3437781agreed that is funny

great chapter too

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DAYUMN!!!!! I AM A LUCKY MONKEY BASTERD!!!
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50 shades of gray, no way!

3442873 Why is your comment for chapter two before chapter one?

Anyways...it was Dean, not Gray... yet.

3442878 Because she's a kinky bitch. A mare wants to get a stallions attention, she dresses for it.

Nothing quite like "holy fuck, we're alive!" sex.

3444119 As you know, I wouldn't know!

Maybe soon though. Waiting for a reply from a fit girl on a dating site. Fingers crossed this one doesn't delete her profile after reading my message...

3444145 I want you to remember something, something very important.
There is now a seventeen-year-old in Alabama rooting for you.

3444224 Well, she's viewed my profile, but not replied. We'll just have to see on that one.

There's another one that likes to bake and thinks 'the way to a guy's heart is through his belly.'
That could work out well, as I like cake! Let's hope one of them meets with success!

3456781 That's good to hear. But holy shit, I could not do online dating. Congrats to you for finding possibilities.