Scissors and Spoons

by Br0nyb0y123

Chapter 3: My Library Experience with Silver Spoon

Me and Silver Spoon finally made it to the library, the day had gotten a little more dull, dark clouds had covered the Sun, damn Pegasi managed to get the weather shittier again, sooner or later it's going to rain, for the fifth time in the past three days.

Once me and Silver made it up to the door of Twilight's Tree Home and Library, I knocked on it to check if she was there, the door opened, but it wasn't her answering the door, it was her so-called faithful assistant, Spike, the shit-eating dragon, that me and Snails, don't necessarily like, due to him being a complete and utter dick to me and Snails,

"Hey Silver Spoon" Spike greeted her with a smile.

"Hey Spike" She greeted back.

"Handing in a book?" Spike asked her.

"Yeah" Silver Spoon replied.

"OK, I'll call Twilight" He told her and then faced me, "Hey Snips, asshole"

"Sorry Spike, I can't understand you, maybe because you're talking with a mouth-full of shit"

"Speak for yourself" He said as he turned around to shout for Twilight, "Hey Twilight! Two ponies handing in books!"

"Down in a bit, Spike" Twilight shouted from her room.

"Yeah, just wait out here" The douchebag dragon told us

He then pointed to me and then to Silver Spoon, and then he asked with curiosity,

"You two date?"

"No" I tried to say.

"Maybe" Silver Spoon interrupted me before I could finish.

"Well, all I can say to you, Silver Spoon, is good luck, he will stress you out" Spike said to her.

"Hey Spike, Rarity has a boyfriend" I lied to him, to shut him up.

"Fuck you, man" Spike replied.

"Same to you" I spoke back.

Twilight then came to the door, and wasn't aware that her dragon assistant and I were arguing,

"Hey Snips, hey Silver Spoon" Twilight greeted us.

"Hey Twilight" I greeted.

"Afternoon" Silver Spoon greeted.

"Shouldn't you two be in School?" Twilight asked us.

"No, Cheerilee got sick, so she cancelled school today" Silver Spoon replied.

"Oh, I see" Twilight said, "You guys handing in something or do you want to take something out?"

"I'm handing something in" I replied.

"Both, Twilight" Silver replied to her.

"What are you two handing in?" Twilight asked us.

"I'm handing Daring Do and the Fires of the Ice Tomb, I was wondering if I could find another book please?"

"Sure thing" Twilight told Silver Spoon, "What are you handing in, Snips?"

"A book on the Grand Galloping Gala" I replied.

"Oh, you two going there together?" Twilight asked us.

Holy shit, I wish,

"We might be" Silver Spoon told her.

Wait. This is the second time she's done this, is she just joking around or does she.....actually like me?

"Well, about a year ago, me and my friends went to the Gala, turns out our expectations were let down" Twilight told us.

"How?" I asked her.

"Well, all the things we planned to do didn't exactly come to plan, due to the ponies there kind of getting in the way of things" Twilight told me.

"Yeah, I'm not a big fan on Canterlot ponies" I replied.

"I'm from Canterlot" Twilight told me.

Uh-oh, that was awkward, I didn't know she was from Canterlot, Silver was standing beside me desperately trying not to let out a laugh,

"Oh, I..um...didn't mean to say that, you're not like the other ones" I tried to apologize.

"It's OK, Snips, I know who you mean, yeah, a lot of them are snobby and unlikable" Twilight reassured.

Silver Spoon couldn't hold it in, she just let out a laugh, her laugh sounded sexy, and I guess it was pretty funny, so I had a chuckle as well, as did Twilight,

"OK then, you guys want to come in and hand in your books? I need to stamp them off" Twilight told us.

"Sure" Silver Spoon replied.

RUMBLE. Oh shit, thunder, fucking brilliant. I hate rainy summer days, I don't know why but I just do,

"Oh my, I guess you better come in now" Twilight said.

"Yeah, we might as well" Silver Spoon replied.

The two of us went inside Twilight's tree home and library, we both lined up at her desk to hand the books in, I was first in line, but I feel it's fair that I let Silver Spoon go in-front of me,

"Silver Spoon, do you want to go in-front of me?" I asked her.

"That's nice of you, Snips, thanks" She replied.

I moved out the way for her as she went ahead of me and spoke to Twilight,

"You're handing in Daring Do and the Fires of the Ice Tomb, right?" Twilight asked.

Silver Spoon nodded, "Yep, I'd also like to take another book out please?"

"Of course" Twilight smiled as she took the Daring Do book from her.

Silver Spoon went away to the shelves to check for another book.

The library has changed since the last time I saw it, Twilight had brought in multiple desks and chairs for other ponies to come in and study, and due to the large abundance of books Twilight gets, she's has had to use her basement as an extra part of the library. As I went up to the front of the line and while Silver Spoon was searching through the books, Twilight asked me,

"You like her, don't you?"

"Em...maybe" I replied.

"You do, I can tell" She explained, "I also know you two don't date, but I can see desperately that you want to ask her"

"How do yo..."

"I just know" She interrupted.

"Yeah, I like her, but I'm not sure if I should ask her or not" I told her.

"Look, Snips. If you don't want to embarrass yourself on this floor, you can go down to the basement with her and make.."

"Love, in the basement?" I got the wrong idea.

"No, hell no, I meant make your move down there, you'll be alone with her, but I don't want to come there and find a white mess" Twilight explained.

"Oh right, I thought you meant I should have, you know what, with her" I said.

"Sex? You can just say that" Twilight replied.

"Yeah, sex" I mentioned.

"OK, I'll tell her there is more books in the basement, you can make your move from there, and really, you two would make a good couple" Twilight told me.

"Not you too" I sighed.

"Pardon me?" She asked.

"Snails said the exact same thing" I explained to her.

Twilight laughed,

"Ha, well pass me your book and I'll tell her there's more books in the basement if she wants to check them out and you can make your move from there" She told me.

"Twilight. Thanks" I said to her.

"Yeah, this will make a hell of a friendship letter to Celestia" She jokingly said.

"Ha, you could say that" I replied.

I levitated the book on the Grand Galloping Gala over to her and she called out for Silver Spoon,

"Silver Spoon!"

"Yeah?!" She loudly replied.

"If you can't find any books over there, then you can go to the basement and find some more!" Twilight told her.

"OK, thanks!" Silver Spoon replied.

"Yeah, speaking of which, Twilight, I might look for a book down there as well" I winked.

"Good luck" She whispered.

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Me and Silver Spoon were now in the basement, she was still searching for a book and I was pretending I was searching for one, I really should make my move now, or I'm pretty much a pussy for not doing it,

"So, Silver Spoon, what kind of book are you looking for?" I asked.

"Anything, really. Action, Adventure, Thriller, Horror..." She replied.

"Cool" I spoke.

"...Romance" She went on.

We both paused after she said that, she looked into my eyes and let off a smile, a beautiful, sexy smile. And I looked at her shyly and placed my front left hoof on the back of my mane,

"Em..listen, I have been...uh....thinking about you, the past...em...few years, and I have always...em...sort of liked you" I stuttered.

"I like you too" She replied.

Holy shit, my prayers have been answered. Thank fuck, now's my chance,

"So" I paused, "I'm getting two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala and I was wondering if yo.."

"Yes" Silver Spoon interrupted.

"Pardon me?" This is too good to be true.

"Yes, I would love to go to the Gala with you" Silver Spoon smiled.

YES! FUCK YES! I fucking did it. God, I have to calm down,

"Do you want to go somewhere else just now" I flirtatiously asked her.

"No, I'm fine right here" She replied as she came closer to me.

Oh my god, this is actually happening. This might be the best moment in my shit life, besides almost fucking Sweetie Belle. Silver Spoon came closer and closed her eyes, I instantly closed my eyes and soon I felt something warm touch my lips, it was Silver Spoon's lips locking on to mine, but what made me open my eyes, was the douchebag dragon opening the door at the wrong time, Spike saw me and Silver Spoon making out, I tried backing away so he didn't have to see, but she held me closer, which was pretty much a way of saying "Let him look". Spike sighed and said,

"Oh get a fucking room, man"

I levitated a book over to Spike and smacked him in the face with it and closed the door on him, if I had fingers I'd totally flip him the bird.

Me and Silver Spoon stopped kissing then made our way upstairs, she got herself another book as well, she gave it to Twilight and she told her when the book had to be returned, once we opened the front door, it was pissing down with rain, and me and Silver had to walk through it.

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Me and Silver had just made it outside her house, it was still raining heavily, Silver Spoon came closer to me and said,

"Thanks for the pencil"

"You're very welcome" I replied.

She came over to me, and gave me a little kiss on the cheek goodbye,

"I'll probably speak to you later" I said to her.

"I'll speak to you later" She smiled.

She left me and went into her house, and this was possible the greatest day of my life, wait till Snails hears about this. I still stood in the rain, and trotted off home with a smile in my face.

Author's Note:

Play this song once you finished reading:

Comments

[ServingSpoon]

Yeah that song pretty much sums up my feelings if BEST PONY Silver Spoon agreed to go out with me to.

So how old is Silver Spoon and Snips?