Twilight and Hitler Go to Hell

by FlutterLight

Here we go again...

Twilight had just been banished from Hell. You are sad now.

"Satan, I vant to go to ze world of ze living!"

"Too bad Hitler. You aren't a true politician, so you stay."

You say, "I can give you money."

Satan says, "Well, when you put it that way... No!"

Satan punches you in the face. Your glorious mustache flies off your face and onto Satan's.

"Vhy did you do zat?"

"Because I'm Satan!"

You say, "I'm going to become a politician."

"Then you are not allowed in my domain," Satan says.

Satan uppercuts you. You go flying into the ceiling of Hell and up through the planet's crust. Your mustache magically is on your face again. You burst out of the ground, right in front of Twilight.

"Hitler, what are you doing here? I'm on a psychotic rampage here!" says Twilight

"I came back because I love you!"

You and Twilgiht kiss. Yellow Pone is there to read the vows. You two are married as Coldplay and the Beatles perform. Suddenly, Yellow Pone grabs Twilight's (read: her) M1911. She kills both of you.

You both wake up in Hell. Fire is everywhere. All your clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire. Twilight is in the corner crying.

"I was going to be President of the United States, but Fluttershy went insane! Now I'll never be President!"

"But Ze United States is dead. I killed zem all!"

Twilight stabs you in the eye with her horn. Because you are in Hell, you don't die. But you explode because you are Hitler and deserve to explode. Twilight stabs you in the neck with her horn, and you explode again. But, you always reform afterwards.

"Zat von't vork. Ve are immortal here."

"I don't care! I love it!"

Twilight stabs you again, this time in the dick. It hurts like Hell, and you explode twice.

"So you can explode twice. I'll have to tell Spike. If I ever get out, that is," Twilight said while stabbing your body fifty times.

Satan comes over.

"Hitler, my man! How you doing?"

You know Satan because you're Hitler. You made a deal with him so that every assassination attempt on you fails.

"I've been better. I vas shot by Yellow Pone, and I'm here, in Hell. Zis is vorse than ze time ze TARDIS crashed into my office."

Satan said, "So, you didn't just shoot youself in the head?"

"Nien! Vhy vould I do zat?"

"Just wondering."

Twilight said, "Mr Satan, may I go back to the Living World? I don't belong here, and I was going to be President."

Satan said, "Wait, you're a politician? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY DOMAIN! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND HERE!"

And Twilight went to the Living World, because politicians are worse than Hitler.

Comments

[Savant Sentral]

well here we are again
its always such a pleasure
remember when you tried to kill me twice
oh how we laughed and laughed
except i wasnt laughing
under the circumstances
ive been shockingly nice.

[TwilightPoopSparkle]

This is inception style shit. My brain hurts