Gaming Online

by Xx-Sniper_Masters-xX

Campaign first? Screw it multiplayer goes first!

As Luna turned on the console she saw the intro to the game... And found it quite amusing.

"Pfft wars don't start by the will of a single man and it's pony! NOT MAN." Luna said to the TV

Just as the menu came up Celestia poked her head in to check on her sister.

"Luna! I heard you got a new game! What is it?" Celestia asked

"MW3" Luna simply said

"What does MW3 stand for?" Celestia asked

"Well from what I saw in the intro I think it's Modern Warfare 3!" Luna said

Celestia just stared at the TV.

"So... CAN I PLAY?" Celestia excitedly

"You can buy it at Gamecorner for 60 bits!" Luna said

"REALLY?! I'm going there now!!!" Celestia said

Next thing Luna knew Celestia was gone in an instant.

'Ha ha... good thing the Clerk got extras...' Luna thought to herself.

"Alright... hm... campaign or multiplayer? lets see eenie, meenie, minee, mo. Multiplayer it is!" Luna said

Luna by now was ready to burst with excitement when suddenly a notice came up.

WARNING
WE HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU PLAY CAMPAIGN FIRST
OR ELSE YOU WILL NOT GET USED TO THE GAME.
WILL YOU STILL CONTINUE?
YES NO

"OF COURSE I'M GOING TO CONTINUE!" Luna yelled.

*10 minutes later*

"Ok... maybe i should've played campaign first..." Luna said as she REPEATEDLY DIED.

Turns out the other team was using PP90M1 customs and Luna stood no chance at level 1. The players on her team were complaining that the other team was hacking. Then Luna got shot in the face with a 44. Magnum. (LOL)

Then the game ended with a score of 125 to 200

Scoreboard: DOMINATION
SAS
[RP77]Spazed-OUT-921 20 kills 1 assist 11 deaths score 2020
[RP77]the-BAD_BEAST05 18 kills 2 assists 5 deaths score 1850
[RP77]Avalon_Triq 11 kills 4 assists 4 deaths score 1180
The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn 1 kill 49 assists 50 deaths score 1080
[RP77]omgcookiesx5 10 kills 0 assist 1 death score 1000
[RP77]xX77RPyne77Xx 9 kills 5 assists 6 deaths score 900

(not showing spetsnaz cause I'm too lazy to add names lol)

"That was just pure luck!" Luna said

"No that was just you SUCKING AT THE GAME!" Spazed-OUT-921 yelled in the mic

"I DON'T SUCK" Luna yelled back

"LOOK AT THE NUMBER OF DEATHS YOU IDIOT" yelled THE-BAD_BEAST05

Indeed she did suck for her K/D was 1 kill 49 assists 50 deaths.

"But.. But... THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE IN THE SLIGHTEST WAY!" Luna yelled

"BUT IT IS AND YOU GOT KILLED AS THE FINAL KILL" yelled Avalon_Triq

Luna remembered her being shot in the face when she died...

"THIS JUST PROVES YOUR A SORE LOSER THEN!!!" Luna screamed

*Rage Quit*

"UGH IF I HAD MY HOOFS ON THEM I WOULD TEAR THEM TO SHREDS!!!" Luna screamed again.

(message received)
Sent to The_Swift_Lunar_Alicorn
From Spazed-OUT-921
Subject YOU SUCK BALLS

"WHAT THE HECK! WHAT'S WITH THIS STALLION?!" Luna screamed

Luna checked the message

"...If you think I'm a sore loser then come battle me in ground war with your clan oh wait YOU DON'T HAVE ONE HAH HAH NOOB BATTLE ME WHEN YOUR READY."

Luna just threw the controller on the ground "HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CELESTIA I'M GOING TO FINDING YOU RIGHT NOW AND KILL YOU!" Luna screamed again

Then Luna just got ready for the battle ahead

Author's Note:

Lol just Lol everypony gets mw3 next chapter :epicface:
Spazed-OUT-921 is my account don't worry this is not how i act it's how my friends act LOL
i think it's chapter 3 where she starts recruiting ponies... FOR GROUND WAR :D don't worry there'll be search and destroy as well! (in chapter 4)

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