Obviously Colossus also can play handball... WITH A SEVERED HEAD! AHAHAHAHAHA

You are a god!

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That's all I've got to say.

320949 No... I AM DOUBLE GOD!!! I demand bloody sacrifices and peanutbutter!
321953 Wait till you see another chapter... I might have some brutal idea already

353382 Haha! It won't work unless you have... THE FORK OF THRUTH! Or kick the whole thing 3 times... You can also contact our customer support at MassDestructionForEveryone.com

353558 None of that worked and I tried the phone! There was a tornado outside and it threw some bolt cutters into my phone line and now I'm completely isolated! Welp...now I have nothing to do but to go read more clopfics...Oh well I was gonna do that anyway! Good fiction too! I hope I see more updates in the future!
Have a Wonka!
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