"TUCKER, SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SAYING THAT NONSTOP!" Church yelled at Tucker loudly. " It's hard enough without you yelling in everyone's ears!"
"Bow chicka bow wow!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ANNOYING ASSHOLE!!!" Church had enough trouble as it was without Tucker interrupting constantly with his famous catch phrase, and he was getting tired of it. " Dude, you just can't accept that my my catchphrase matches my skill", Tucker said as he smiled in his helmet at Church's irritation. " Skill? Skill!? Dude, Tucker, I have never once heard of you using your skill on anything but an alien".
"That doesn't count, I wasn't awake then!"
"Still, you are a fucking loser, man."
"I am not a loser!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, really, you asshole!"
"Ok then, prove it."
"How am I gonna prove it? There's no chicks in this damn canyon!"
"You do realize I'm a girl, right Tucker?" Tex said.
"Tex, I meant a girl that will actually let me get close enough to make a move."
"Good point."
"So, Tucker", Church says with a smirk," I'll make you a bet. If you can find and have sex with a girl within 24 hours, I'll let you use the sniper rifle for a week. If you can't, tough shit, I'll let Tex punch you as hard as she wants."
"What the fuck?! How am I going to find a girl to fuck within the next 24 hours?"
"That's your problem, not ours. I am going to enjoy tomorrow" Church said as him and Tex walked off back to Blue Base.
Tucker watched them leave, then walked into the cave in the canyon and sat down, thinking about how fucked up tomorrow was going to be. There's no way I'll be able to find a chick to bang before tomorrow. Well, if I'm going to get killed tomorrow, might as well have a good nights sleep before then. Tucker did his best to relax, and fell asleep a few minutes later, dreading the next morning.
Little did he know, however, that, somewhere on another world, somepony overheard Tucker's predicament. She smiled to herself, thinking about how she could be the one to help him win his bet.
This is going to be fun. Soon Tucker is going to be meeting Big Sexy, the princess of Equestria thought to her self naughtily.
Ok, RvB bronies. This is my first attempt at a Red vs Blue/MLP fanfic, and I hope you guys will bear with me as I write this. It's not going to be very long, just a few short chapters, but I hope that this story does ok. This is my first fanfiction ever, so I would like any and all feedback possible. Hope you enjoy what I manage to get down.
Gonna be interesting to see where this goes. Gonna preemptively favorite and see how it turns out.
2533530 It's only gonna be a few chapters. About 10 maybe. I still have schoolwork to do though, so I won't have much time to add another chapter til next weekend.
Um, not my place to judge or anything... but how did this get past moderation?
Not that it's a bad story. Your concept is good. It's just that last time I checked, the site "rules and regulations" said that you had to have some sort of connection to MLP by the time you publish it.
2533752 This chapter tells what happens to Tucker before he goes to Equestria. Just a little backstory for when he's in Equestria. Next chapter is when the ponies come into play. And please, judge away. I want to know where I could improve.
2533772No, I know that. I was just confused because one of my fics got denied because of the same thing you did here. I had a backstory chapter and they denied it because it didn't have any traces of a relation to MLP in the only chapter I published.
2533778 Wierd. Hope they let this one stay. What kind of story was yours?
2533829Maplestory crossover. Deleted it back in like September I think.
2533840 Maplestory?
2533852Yeah, that's one third of the reason why I took it down. Barely anyone on this site knows what it is. It's an MMO game. There used to be a bunch of Maplestory ads on this site, but I never see them anymore.
2533861 I'll have to look it up. If it's gaming, my interest is piqued. That's one of the reasons I love Red vs Blue.
2533877Lol. Well it's free to play. And it's pretty damn fun.
2533886 I'll look it up in a bit.
2533891Just making it easier for you. The website is maplestory.nexon.net
2533894 Got it. Thanks
Yay! Tucker is the best! :D
Ok everyone, I made an addition to the end of this chapter. It helps explain why Tucker winds up in Equestria. Molestia wants to be the one to help him, but remember this is strictly not a clop fic, just a story I wanted to do to give people a quick laugh. Characters will only be written talking about sex, the actual part will not be written down.