In Equestria, Heart princess. Number one. Steady hoof. One day, Crystal Empire need new heart. I do crystalling. But mistake! Crystal Heart destroyed! Mommy Cadence very mad! I go thru mirror portal, come to America. No English, no food, no money.

Hasbro give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new merch. Hasbro save life.

My big secret. I destroy Crystal Heart on purpose. I good princess. The best!

#1: Canterlot High School Musical

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Summary

Sunset Shimmer, a rough and tough tomboy, falls for Twilight Sparkle, a nerdy, high-achieving girl.

Similarities to High School Muscial:

• Title works very well. Just add "Canterlot" to the beginning.

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...it's my "milestone" birthday...!
...another year older.

...sorry, no new stories for now, got writer's block. Thanks for your continued support and 130 followers! YIPPEE!

Have a Twankle Sprankle. Yes that is a real orchid.

...how does an pony with fur get sunburned?

Source: Between Dark and Dawn screencap

This has just been bugging me. First of all, Luna is covered in fur, meaning the skin is protected from sunburn.

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twinkle sprinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
in your castle up so high
like a diamond in the sky
twinkle sprinkle little star
youre my princess and my friend

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Choose from below!!!

#1 The incel brony
You may be an incel brony if:

• You live in your parents' basement. Or even worse, your grandparents' basement.
• You own a dakimakura of Starlight Glimmer, because everyone knows Glimglam is sexiest pony
• You tried getting a girlfriend, but you were disappointed when your little sister used it as a replacement for an inflatable beach ball.

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