Before we get into the main event: the following blog post contains extensive spoilers for Daily Equestria Life With Monster Girl. If you haven't finished the story, haven't started the story and intend to get into it later, or believe that I'm the worst writer on the site and need to be hauled in front of a Congressional investigation so I can be jailed for Contempt Of Everything, you stop

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Since I tagged this blog for Daily Equestria Life With Monster Girl readers, I need to explain what's going on. One of my Patreon perks is allowing sponsors at a given level to choose blog topics. Things they want me to ramble about. (If you want to pick a future topic, get in quickly because the price may be going up.) And here's what FOME asked.

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It was on sixty-nine downvotes before you came in.

Sixty-nine.

You {bastard / bitch (delete whichever is inappropriate)}.

Ahem.

Thank you all for coming. I recognize that the first step is admitting that you have a problem and since none of you have actually reached that first step, I took the liberty of sedating everyone before I dragged the entire audience here and chained them to the seats. Just think of this as Step Zero, especially since that's the approximate number of movement-type steps you're still capable of taking.

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A Very Special Image Link

Please note that this is not final: just for starters, Harwick has indicated a desire to color the whole thing. But I received permission to show it in its current state, and I thought the readership might want to get a look.

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UP A DAM! WITH HOOVES! USING MICROLEDGES!

Found by Venerable Ro.
Told you they had magic.