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If two wrongs don't make a right, and if you presume a wrong to be a negative number and a right to be a positive number, then:

Wrong+Wrong= 2 Wrongs
Wrong*Wrong= 1 Right

By this logic, as long as you multiply an even number of wrongs you get a right.

If you arouse someones suspicion enough, do they get a suspicion boner?

What to use to dissolve dead body. For academic purposes, don't worry. Respond quick, running out of time.