Dear Fimfiction authors,

If you dislike or do not know about Fimfiction's built in "hr" page break separator and decide to use a string of punctuation to denote a change in scene, please, for the love of all that is holy, do not use underscores.

Especially do not use more than five underscores.

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Hey. This is my first ever blog post for this site. I never really thought I'd start one, the reason for that being one thing: readers. I don't exactly have a dedicated following, nor am I a dedicated writer (more on that later). No eyes means no write. Or so I thought anyway. I realized recently, or re-realized, why and how I write my stuff, after entering one of my stories to Oroboro's Sunset Shipping Contest:

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Disturbing the Sound of Silence

In 2015, the heavy metal group Disturbed recorded a cover of Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence". It became their most-popular recording by far, with 420,718,057 views on YouTube as of this moment.

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So, uh ... I just hit Publish on something that probably two people on this website will appreciate. And the other one is named "Poorly Disguised Alt." I'm not linking to it because of NSFW, but if you have View Mature turned on, this post tags it.

And I feel I owe you all something of an explanation, and a warning before you click through.

Brief, incoherent author-noting after the break.

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FRIENDS I BRING A COMMERCIAL I want to share but before that I want to say that

there is an alternate universe out there where I wrote the Ducktales / MLP Crossover I was destined to write in which the Ducktales gang gets thrown into Equestria and shit happens BUT THE IMPORTANT PART IS THAT WE WOULD HAVE THE CRANKY DOODLE EP but with Donald and Pinkie instead of Cranky and Pinkie AND HONESTLY WE LIVE IN A LESSER WORLD FOR NOT HAVING THAT

anyway here's the commercial

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