March 12th

National Girl Scout Day

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National Plant A Flower Day

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March 13th

National Coconut Torte Day

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National Earmuff Day

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National Good Samaritan Day

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National Jewel Day

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National K9 Veterans Day

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I got on nation states. Now then all I must do is not implode.

Well then.

For Niveratopina.

March 11th
National Promposal Day

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National Johnny Appleseed Day

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National Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day

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National Worship of Tools Day

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March 10th
National Mario Day

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National Blueberry Popover Day

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National Be Heard Day

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National Pancake Day

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National Cereal Day

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National Crown Of Roast Pork Day

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National Dress Day

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National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day

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National Oreo Cookie Day

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National Dentist Day

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National Frozen Food Day

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National Tartar Sauce Day

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National Mulled Wine Day

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National Anthem Day

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National Cold Cuts Day

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National Speech And Debate Education Day

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National I Want You To Be Happy Day

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National Crabmeat Day

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National Barbie Day

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National Meatball Day

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National Get Over It Day

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National Music Day

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National Grammar Day

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National Pound Cake Day

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National Hug A G.I. Day

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National Absinthe Day

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National Cheese Doodle Day

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National Multiple Personality Day

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March 15th

National Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

National Pears Helene Day

National Shoe The World Day

National Kick Butts Day

March 16th

National Farm Rescuer Day

National Artichoke Hearts Day

National Everything You Do Is Right Day

National Freedom Of Information Day

March 17th

Saint Patrick's Day

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National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day

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National Pi Day

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National Potato Chip Day

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National Learn About Butterflies Day

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National Children's Craft Day

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I know I posted this on the 15th... I don't care it's 12:10 in the morning so close enough!

Ash Wednesday

National Dadgum That's Good Day

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National Fruit Campote Day

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National Horse Protection Day

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National Peanut Butter Lover's Day

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National Pig Day

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National Peanut Cluster Day

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National Proofreading Day

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National Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day

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International Women's Day

National Banana Cream Pie Day

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National Old Stuff Day

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National Read Across America Day

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It's Saturday again. And now that I managed to catch the livestream, here is the second poem:

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This is a blast from the past...

When digging into some backups on my hard disk I stumbled on some old design notes for my first story; Fallout Equestria: The Daily Unlife, and found a song I had intended as 'credits song' to link at the end of the story.

A song about sinking away in depression, about repressing painful memories, about working your way through dark thoughts, and about getting help from your surroundings.

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Hello once more! April is drawing to a close, so this will be the last poem to be published for National Poetry Month.

This one was written in the same vein as "Special One," but takes a much darker turn:

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Now that it's been a while after the episode aired, here's my next poem, about one of my favorite video game series:

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Greek national anthem.

guam national anthem.

please send me more!

sincerely The Authority Cop

No more as I honestly can't do it to myself. My computer implodes every time I go to NationalDayCalendar.com I don't think anyone cared though.