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Chicago Ted


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  • 6 weeks
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    Yup, hello, it's me, back on my typesetting binge again, with another "Every Page a Painting" to show you. And boy oh boy, do I have a real treat for you this time around: one of my favorite novels on this site, one that hasn't been typeset before. . . well, until now, of course.

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  • 7 weeks
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    First of March, it's clear to me
    There's something that's uncomforting. . .

    Here I am again, about a fortnight after the first "Every Page a Painting", locked and loaded with a second one, whether you wanted it or not. Enjoy.

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  • 10 weeks
    Every Page a Painting - Click, Clack, Neigh

    I know, I know, it's quite bold of me to publish this on Valentine's Day of all days, but here it is all the same.

    If you don't like the timing, just come back tomorrow. I'll wait.

    If you're still here and you don't care about when you'd get this, all I can say is buckle up.

    (Disclaimer: everything you see here is work in progress and subject to change.)

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  • 12 weeks
    The Art of Typesetting

    "Hey Ted, remember when you said you'd work on another blogpost right after your last one?"

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  • 15 weeks

    Ah yes, my hundredth blogpost on Fimfiction.

    I know I should try to find one single topic to spend it on, but I've got several going through my head and only one milestone to do it in, so. . . what the hell, I'll just talk about all of them.

    Buckle up; this is a certified Anthology Blogpost.™

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Apr
25th
2015

National Poetry Month: Poem 4 · 9:25pm Apr 25th, 2015

Hello once more! April is drawing to a close, so this will be the last poem to be published for National Poetry Month.

This one was written in the same vein as "Special One," but takes a much darker turn:

She, And I

She was born in a large city,
In some far-away state;
And I was born in a small town,
Two weeks too late.

She was merely the third-born,
Destined to be the third of four;
And I was the only child,
My parents wouldn’t have more.

She is a social butterfly,
Interacting with everybody;
And I am a mere lone-wolf,
Who from everyone I flee.

She is quite athletic reputed,
Being an avid fan of soccer;
And I am a more studious person,
Some think I am off my rocker.

She is interested in popular culture,
And celebrity gossip, from say-and-hear;
And I study the Navajo language,
Which most people find very queer.

She is fond of nights on the town
With only her very best friends;
And I merely go to my bed,
As soon as my show ends.

She is a stunning beauty,
Rivaling even the bright Sun;
And I am mostly a typical guy,
Of whom everyone wants none.

She will live indeed for a long time,
Relaxing with her lover on a holiday;
And I will have taken my own life,
By my twenty-fifth birthday.

Good night, and good luck.

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