• Pipp, her phone confiscated
• Zipp, her laboratory aflame
• Sunny, her hoofs cuffed as her rights read
• Izzy, the other unicorns fleeing in terror
• Hitch, his pecs flexing
• Sprout, his mother ashamed
• Misty, her bottom sore, Opaline's ovipositor refractory <== lewd

I Will Not Celebrate Meaningless Milestones

So wrote Bart Simpson on the blackboard for the Simpson’s 100^th episode, in 1994.

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