AUGUSTA, MAINE (J.C.) - Maine Governor Paul LePage has left a profanity-laced voicemail for a lawmaker in Westbrook. Dr. Drew Gattine was critical of the Governor's statement that blacks and Hispanics comprised a majority of out-of-state drug dealers. Mr. Gattine says that Mr. LePage's comments were not helping to fight the heroin epidemic. Mr. Gattine told The Associated Press that Mr. LePage sounded unhinged in the voicemail, which has now been released. In the voicemail, Maine's sitting

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In one scene [from a CBC broadcast of NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION] where Clark and Eddie goes shopping to buy dog food, CBC tells everyone to go to Walmart when they advertise on the bottom banner.
How ironic is this?

- Ryan Vo.

Small stock clip from SNL was cut by the uploader (who is NOT yours truly) to make sure Comcast doesn't step on his foot.

Sure to give you the impression it was directed by Benjamin Oliver.

The uploader of the video "had to fuck about with [his] VCR because it had broke on [him] and [he] thought the mechanism was pretty interesting so [he] filmed a short video." The result is nothing short of masterful, a 2 1/2 minute demonstration of how the way in which a VHS tape interacts with the VCR and it will amaze you all the way through.

The original version of this was penned by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.

This version sounds like it was penned by George W. Bush and Dick Cheney.

From this album:

Check out these two films when you get the chance! I personally haven't seen the films, but might get them on VHS someday.

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"Well, I already discussed Big Mouth Billy Bass. Might as well finish the 90’s/Gemmy/Talking Novelty Item concept." - Ben Minnotte

Inspired by this video . . .

. . . here's my spin of one of the tapes he showed on it. Complete with disclaimer!

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Div. of Vanilla Mocha Enterprises, Inc. and J.C.P.

Purchase Music, Inc. VM-755
ASCAP MBV-755A

HURTING EACH OTHER

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After a few moments of rest, Pat Robertson made a huge comeback yesterday, advising a viewer not to let her son attend a haunted house on Halloween and instead to explain to him that the devil is using the holiday to try to “destroy you.”

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In honor of the 10th anniversary of my marriage to Sara Nebula, I offer my performance of:
I JUST CAN'T HELP BELIEVIN'
b/w LES BICYCLETTES DE BELSIZE
UP 35143

- Galaxy Nebula

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Lo and behold, instead of buying this destruction of Elvis' romantic opera* at Bookman's, I downloaded it off the internet.

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Let me start off by saying that the whole allegation that Sweden has legalized the flag of ISIS is phony to begin with, I think. Also, to contradict the title, that is EXACTLY what the Alt-Right has said about Sweden for a very long time.

JESSE COFFEY PRODUCTIONS, INC.
presents

THUNDERBOLT SENTINEL
LIVE IN CONCERT IN
LOS PEGASUS

Thunderbolt Sentinel appears courtesy of RCA Victor Records.

Director of Photography: John A. Alonzo
Produced by Jesse Coffey
Directed by Gordon Parks

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