I know I'm late to promote. I was at the Eldritch Moon prerelease. Shut up.

So last week's is done, and this week's is a bunch of weird crossovers. Whoever's not going nuts yet, go nuts.

I haven't done reviews in a while, and I have a handwritten writing advice post I'd like to type up, but the illness that plagued my son and hubby has caught up with me, so I'm feeling rather low energy. Instead, I'll just do one of these.

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 133rd film analysis, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Spider-Man 3 (2007)".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Hope you had fun with those crossovers. Some of those sounded like they hurt.

...oh, fuck me. Fuck me with a belt sander. I just looked at the link for your new one. It's Mykan. It's Starfleet.

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here.

And, by golly! I've reached my 100th film review! Can you guys believe it?!

I couldn't have picked a better film to represent that number too, because today, I'm gonna give you guys my analysis of "The Lion King". The animated version from 1994 to be precise.

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ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*