Dash, the first step is admitting that you have a problem. · 12:13am Jun 11th, 2021
Are you even listening?
Are you even listening?
Great, I'd like a medium with cheese and pepperoni. Say, ponies like pepperoni, right?
If somepony were to ever call me that, it may interfere with my career as a genius scientist...
Who should help teach her? (It's not Rainbow Dash if that's what you're thinking.)
Yo! It’s the first second—
<checks calendar>
—It’s December!
Which means we’ve entered into the last century of 2020.
You're headed right for little Fluttershy!
"Hee-hee! B-But Zi-hi-hi-hipp! It t-tickles!”
Feeding them can also be challenging, but this one likes square fruits.
I just don't feel like myself if I don't have any toast!
Doesn't it come with its very own life-like figurines? How'd you even afford something like this?
Okay... last one... And, up goes the tiny filly!
Let's see what you look like in your new dress!
So, totally cute...
It was sitting right there on the plate. Who stole my cookie?
Next time, let's practice some intensive yoga together.
It's really very fashionable, and it looks great on just about anypony.