I do, very briefly. Along with ribbon printers.

Real nostalgia days.

Yep! Right after DC's ultimate Martha-Tie film "Bat-unisher V Super-Kill meets Wonder Prequal and Teenage Mutant Cave-troll-ination", we have a movie centered around the villains serving time by dying in the process! Now, to get this out of the way, yes, Rotten Tomatoes placed it in the 20's, but... just watch good ol' Nostalgia here.

Watched it? Good! Now onto the review of the Squad in which no one commits suicide, surprisingly.

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How much do you guys want to bet that it will actually be shit but the critics on Rotten Tomatoes will give it a Fresh rating anyway because "diversity and inclusion" or some other bullshit like that?

After all, Chibnall-era Doctor Who is considered shit (a few diamonds in the rough notwithstanding) and yet it gets a Fresh rating on RT.

Why, yes. I am counting on G5 to be shit because satirizing and riffing on it will be beneficial for me.

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I never was the biggest Superman or Batman, let alone DC, fan out there. However, I did and still do respect these two great American icons for what they've brought into this world. Like Superman 64! My favorite game FUCKING EVER!!! But in all seriousness, I do enjoy Batman and Superman content every now and then.

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We're kinda introduced to our main characters, many of whom kids and fans will know, but most won't. To some people, these are just random things without much character, which is probably also the reason why their movie has a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Our heroes gathering is interrupted by some bad guys.

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I'm just putting this up to pretty much sort out the segments of Brotherly Bonding Time. Each segment or "episode" as I'd rather call them, is pretty much a certain number of chapters that Cheese and Tomato spend in one place or in between destinations. I try to keep them in the range of 1-8 chapters per episode. It helps me keep track of where they are and what they're doing.

They are as follows (so far):

1. Leaving Manehattan (2 chapters)

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Let it be known that on this April Fools' Day, somepony tried to pull a prank on Tomato Sandwich. It didn't end well.

CRASH!

Heeeeeerrrreeee's Tommy!

Who's ready for some April Fools' Fun?!

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1998
Rotten Tomatoes - 86%
Metacritic - 71/100

2020
Rotten Tomatoes - 73%
Metacritic - 66/100

I have to wait for a few months until it's available to rent on iTunes.

Fun fact: Ming-Na Wen, the voice actress of Mulan, made a cameo in the 2020 version as an esteemed guest.

The Return of Jafar - 33%
Aladdin & the King of Thieves - 27%
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas - 13%
Belle's Magical World - 17%
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World - 29%
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride - 43%
An Extremely Goofy Movie - 63%
The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea - 33%
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure - 45%
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True - 11%
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II - 30%
Atlantis: Milo's Return - 49%

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Great, I'd like a medium with cheese and pepperoni. Say, ponies like pepperoni, right?

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On Sunday, Tommy's blog will be a year old.

Thought I'd throw it out there. Also, if any of you have any ideas on how I should celebrate on there, that'd be nice.

Tommy's Blog is a year old today!

Let me do a comparison of the first post and a redraw I made:

Yeah, fun stuff.

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Because they're fun. Because it's not a school assignment. Because I'm not in school right now.

So, you guys all know my main schtick on this site, namely these dorks:

I write this more than CheesePie, what the hay?

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Been awhile, huh?

Well, don't get too comfortable cause this blog will be short.

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Seriously don't listen to what big name critics say about My Little Pony: The Movie because they tend to be bought and paid for shills for rival movie studios like Disney and some of these critics just simply don't like movies that don't have political correct messages in them. However the only reviews you should really care about are those from the Brony community itself and so far the vast majority of Bronies and Pegasisters love MLP The Movie. Hell even people who do not follow the tv show

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That's right, My Little Pony: The Movie made more money than what a lot of were expecting to make since people were predicting that it was going to make a dismal 7 million dollars when it made double that amount. And Blade Runner 2049 is barely at number 1 at the box office and it made a lot less money what a lot of people were saying that it was going to make. The vast majority of big name critics gave very good reviews to Blade Runner 2049 but it did not made into a blockbuster hit. Meanwhile

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