I Winked Yesterday, and Your Mother Can't Stop Thinking About Me · 10:13pm Mar 21st, 2018

So here's a bit of a backstory:

You hear that? That's the sound of your nipples getting hard at the mere thought of what lies underneath the line break. You have probably never wondered how Aragón poetry sounds like -- but, guess what, darling?

You might find out anyway.

Report Aragon · 1,368 views · #So my fucking TV broke in the weirdest way #and at first it would randomly turn itself off and on whenever the fuck it wanted #and you would think it literally can't get more annoying than that #but now it turns itself on #won't turn off #AND keeps increasing its volume no matter what we do #I've seen hell #and it looks like waking up at 2am with the Kardashians speaking so loudly in your living room your walls are shaking #also shoutout to Pearple Prose and MrNumbers #for showing us what REAL poetry looks like

May

7th

2018

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th, 2018

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

Report Aragon · 1,468 views · #FUCK I SHAVED AS PEAR AND NUMBERS WERE PREREADING THIS FUCKING BLOG #AND NOW THERE ARE TINY LITTLE HAIRS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD #I BARELY HAVE ANY BEARD HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE #I USE A FUCKING ELECTRIC SHAVER #ISN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO #SUCK THE HAIR #OR SOMETHING #FUCK #did you know I never actually learned how to shave properly #still don't know #never got around to it #should look into it at some point #oh god the hair is EVERYWHERE #FUCK #HOW AM I GOING TO CLEAN THIS

Aug

31st

2022

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Dec

14th

2015

this is what happens when i watch LOTR and decide to do my hair and makeup instead of exam studying · 9:18pm Dec 14th, 2015

i try to make myself look like legolas
(these were taken sunday night btw)
~~damn this camera is way too pixelated~~

Report anonymousjedi · 397 views · #legolas is bae #and i spent too long on this makeup even though it looks like im barely wearing anything #and yes i used filters #and yes the lighting is bad #and yes if you say something mean i will cut you #and also please please please don't say anything objectifying or sexual #i know im not being racy or anything #but sometimes people still say stuff #and it really makes me uncomfortable #and i mean i know you guys wouldn't #but i have to say just in case

Mar

26th

2018

"The Secret to Avoiding Revolution": A Meditation · 1:07am Mar 26th, 2018

So this is just a silly little thing, half-meditation, half-political theory about Equestria. I'm sure nobody but me will find this interesting, but... yeah. :P

The human had long since accommodated themselves in Equestria. They'd met the mane 6, gone on an adventure, traveled the world, all that jazz. Now, they found themselves in Canterlot, face to face with the Princess of the Sun herself, with a single question on their mind.
"How?"

Report AlicornPriest · 355 views · #thankfully this wasn't jossed with the most recent episode #the EEA was a non-governmental organization #and hey anarcho-monarchists would love Twilight's idea #"you won't accredit my school? Fine I'll just create my own accreditation guidelines" #also this political philosophy is called anarcho-monarchism #put somebody on the throne who never uses their power #and they lead like Confucius' sage-prince #at least that's how I understand anarcho-monarchism #I'm not a political theorist though just a doofus on the internet #who likes ponies and anarcho-libertarian theory #so sue me

Jul

19th

2017

~ Book 2 ~ Act I ~ The Enchanted Kingdom ~ · 12:54am Jul 19th, 2017

Hi everyone!

Just a quick announcement that, due to external circumstances such as a crippling writer's block regarding this story, I realized that I needed a fresh start with EL.