And why?

All BF universe stories count, so Blue Fang, Attack of the Dead Bugs, BoSH, the YEET stories, my BF Centered One-Shots, Black Widows, Skits and Shorts, and Special Operations

“Which’a you bastards is next?”

A few years into the future, Mantis has decided something that shocked Dagger.

“You what?!”

Mantis blushed and nodded. “I wanna have kids...”

Dagger blushed furiously. “But... how? I mean, you’re a dude, you can’t even get pregnant. Even if I laid an egg, you sure wouldn’t lay it and it sure as heck wouldn’t hatch...”

Mantis blushed just as hard. “Well...” he transformed into a female version of himself.

“Eep...” Dagger squeaked.

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During the Saddle Arabian campaign, Mantis has been given the job of piloting a CT through the desert. During one of his drives, he came under fire from an enemy infantry division that was on the defensive. Mantis poked his head out, looking at the wall they were defending.

“Heavy CT is under infantry attack!” Mantis shouted. “Why am I shouting this?!” He looked down. “We have a tank! Blow those bucks into next week!”

“Hura sir!” another changeling shouted, firing the cannon at the wall.

Kydra looked up from her book. “So what was your question, miss?” she asked the mare in front of her.

“Yeah, I wanted to know why girls never have to get DNA tests to see if it’s their child,” the mare inquired, sounding like she genuinely didn’t know the answer.

Kydra facehoofed. Hard. “I have no hope for this planet anymore...”

With that, she got up and walked off.

Arthrax and Hex, Captain Spiderfang, Snapdragon and Silver Thread, or Bleach and the Blade?

The brothers betrayed and tried to kill (or did, depending on the ending) the Fangs.

Bleach and the Blade are terrorists.

And Spiderfang enslaved and abused those captured at Sire’s Hollows during that battle, and force Hive to harm Lavender.

Snap and Silver are both assholes of girlfriends.

Hive looked around Zenex’s farm. He was very impressed by the eighteen year old’s progress. Of course, Zenex couldn’t have done all this on his own, right? He trotted over to the changeling, who was milking a cow.

“Hey Zen.”

Zenex looked over. “Oh, hey Hivey.”

Hive smiled. “This is a nice place. It must’ve taken you and Flutters a long time to fix up.”

Zenex blushed. “O-Oh... you think Flutters helped?”

“I mean, it’s a lot of work for just you.”

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Brokenwing’s eyes opened. He was panting heavily, looking around. He was at Fort Firestorm and he heard the emergency bells ringing.

“RG’s!” someone yelled out.

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Krypto and Kymara did just about everything together. During school, the two defended each other every day. However, during seventh grade, when students found out that Ky was a hermaphrodite, then found out that they were also hermaphrodites, the two repeatedly found themselves under constant bullying for their mother’s traits. Krypto was especially hurt by most of these insults.

“Kn-Knock it off dude...” Krypto whimpered.

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Would you consider Pharynx, Thorax, Tempest, and maybe Ocellus as part of the Fang Gang? I mean, they’ve all run with the Fangs at some point. So, would you consider them members, or not? If so, I’ll probably add their songs to the Fang Gang album.

Spiderfang
Lavender Lilac
Hex
Arthrax
Clover
Grubber
Cobshot
Mothray
Iris
Chronicle
Yetzal
Wirax
Foresight
Catalyst
Silverfang
Scattershot
Hylix
Scarp
Trax
Venomous
Helix
Borax
Bleach
Hades

Title: “You Have a WHAT?!”

Blue marched behind the soldiers of Second, Third, Fourth, and Fifth Platoons, trotting through White Tail Woods. He was writing in his journal.

‘The walls of the trenches are slowly turning to mud. The guards are firing at us from left and right. The sounds of explosions are hitting us from behind. It feels like I’m going to go insane. It’s been two weeks, and we’ve only captured a few feet of ground…

...and it took the capture of 500 soldiers.

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Dagger when he finds out Kydra might be the Bugbros‘ step sister:

Kymara looked at Blue Fang. “Daddy?”

Blue looked down. “Yes?”

Kymara was holding Blue’s Spec Ops badge. “Wha’s this?”

Blue smiled a bit. “Heheh... that’s my job badge,” he said, scooping her up and cradling her. “Heh, me and mommy protect creatures...”

Kymara gasped and her face lit up. “Like sup-ah hewoes?”

Blue chuckled and nodded. “Mhm, like super heroes.”

Kymara smiled and snuggled close. “I wanna be a sup-ah hewo when I grow up.”

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A few years into the future, Zenex had used his savings to buy a farm. He was turning a profit and was very happy with his new job. However, he was worried about what Hive would think.

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Zenex examined the weapon that Hive demon was guarding. It was called the BFG 9000. He chuckled, knowing how powerful the cannon was. He smiled and entered another chamber. He looked around, then noticed Eclipse curled up. He smiled and ran over.

“Eclipse!”

Before he could reach Eclipse, a giant dog ran up and swallowed Eclipse whole. Zenex growled and pulled out a weapon with multiple barrels. He yelled, holding the hoof-held gatling gun up. “Cerberus!!”

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Zenex smiled at his weapons. He’d been slaying demons left, right, and center. He was quite happy with himself. He soon entered another chamber. There, he saw a Hive demon. He chuckled.

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Zenex continued walking. He was holding the double barrel shotgun. he like it, as it seemed to have infinite ammunition. He didn’t have to reload or use any shells. He entered another chamber. This one had a familiar white pegasus in it.

He sighed. “Will you assholes ever learn? You’re not Melody.”

She turned around. “Ze—”

“Yeah, yeah, just make your introduction.”

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Zenex, by now, has gotten accustomed to slaying demons. He even had a few more weapons added to his arsenal. As he walked, he soon found a room with cobwebs all over. He looked around before noticing Ocellus examining the webs. She then looked at him.

“Zenny! There you are!” she said, running over.

Zenex shook his head. “You’re not Ocellus,” he said, pulling out his chainsaw.

She gasped, then cackled as spider legs erupted from her carapace. “You’re learning.”

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