Contest almost over! · 2:03am Feb 14th, 2017
Only a few hours left for my ShipFic Holiday Hijinks contest!
Only a few hours left for my ShipFic Holiday Hijinks contest!
Only 10 days left, and the super secret lightning bonus round is here:
Secret Bonus Lightning Round! $50
The best clopfic primarily featuring a pairing of Celestia and one of the Mane Six, but not Twilight. You only get 10 days to write it! See this blog post for details.
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Rainbow dash goes to a bar and meets the princess of the sun (and hottest plot) there. They both get drunk and things...escalate.
Contains Drunk sex, lesbians, pussy eating and scissors
So my contest is still running, and I've had a few people express interest but no entries as yet.
And I checked the mail after getting up from a nap to find a pair of 3d printed Rainbow Dash Cutie mark dangle earrings from a friend trying out her printer. I'd post a pic, but apparently FIMFiction doesn't like me and photos...I'll put a link in, though, right about here.
If you’ve been meaning to cast your vote in the poll for my Dirty Little Contest, time is running out! The poll will close at midnight tomorrow night (June 6th). You still have a little time left to read a few stories and cast a few votes, though!
You can vote here.
All the instructions you’ll need are on that page.
Father's Day is coming up, and... well, we've all seen the new column, am I right?
I wanted to try something different. I lack the funds and the ability to host a contest, so what about a Father's Day not-a-contest???
What's a not-a-contest?
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Ever since Midnight Sparkle had made a reputation for herself as rogue Succubus, the young Wind Sorcerer Flash Sentry had taken it upon himself to capture her and bring her to justice. Having pursued her across the lands from town to city. However every time he came close to capturing her, she'd slip away with little to no effort...
Okay, procrastinators, this is it! Last call! The countdown is ticking down!
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Cadance loves her husband. She really does. She thinks Shining is a wonderful pony, handsome and caring and awesome at sex. And that's precisely why she can't allow him to waste time fucking an ugly, incompetent mess like her. Not when he could be fucking dozens of better mares, while she gets to watch and do nothing about it.
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Chrysalis finally managed to capture Celestia and Luna, and has them trapped in her hive. She's found a way to extract love from them without ever running out, by endlessly pumping their breasts with magic changeling milk and growing them bigger.
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It's Rarity's 30th birthday, and this milestone has her worried that the prime of her beauty is in the past. When she finds herself alone with Spike after her party, she reveals how upset she is that she is getting older. He tries to cheer her up the only way he knows how:
Giving her the wood like a good dragon should.
Hey guys. I case you haven’t noticed, it’s been a little less than a month since I put out any content, save for a few comments. Fear not, for I have a good reason for this.
Ever since Romantic Meetings, people have been asking how Jake Taylor came to be in Equestria, and I’ve been saying that I’ll write a story explaining such. Well, I’m here now to say that such a story is finally in progress.
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Celestia stops by Luna’s room to speak with her, but when she sees her lounging on her bed, her flanks unprotected, she decides to sneak up from behind.
Additional Warnings: Incest, Orgasm Denial, Crotchboobs, Light Bondage
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Celestia feels like Butterscotch is too humble for his own good, despite all the times he and the rest of the main 6 saved Equestria from the brink of disaster, so she personally invites him to her palace to give him a little reward for his many valors.
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High Lady Rarity gives herself completely to her Queen, Nightmare Moon.
Contains: Knifeplay, Cults of Personality, and Snuff.
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Deciding to cut loose after all long week of training, Rainbow Dash returns to her personal source of stress relief, the Lotus Garden. However, as she prepares to indulge herself, a certain Pegasus gives her a special offer that she can't refuse...
Triggers: Yuri, Futanari.
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With court over and a few hours until she has to get ready for a dinner with Twilight and her friends, Celestia decides to visit her personal glory hole to relieve some stress. While there she gets and unexpected visitor.
Contains: Female on Female, Futa on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Facial, Cream Pie and Very Light Watersports.
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Alright, so, like, hear me out. You know those improv comedy shows where people suggest roles and scenarios and whatnot and the people on stage have to act it out and make it funny?
So, like, imagine that...but sex?
Right?!
Takes place some time after the season finale so characters can be of legal age and such.
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As ponies continue their expansion, driving out other species, King Aspen is put in such a rage he threatens to war on Equestria.
Rarity and Fluttershy are called by the map to act as diplomats, but when that fails the fashionista decides to quench his temper in another manner, and Fluttershy refuses to be left out!