When you realize that you accidentally screwed your sist-

Accidentally?! Ha! It was literally her idea!!

-er over.

Huh? Over what now?

Oh God, she's pregnant, isn't she?!

Wait! Isn't that her technically screwing me over?!?!

When you realize that you accidentally screwed yourself over by screwing your sister...

I think if you're wondering about someone's character, seeing how they react in a time of crisis, is a great way to really see who they are. - Lauren Chen


Sis: I'm pregnant.

Bro: WHAT?!

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What’s up, you meme-loving fucks? It’s me, Posh, the best and cutest writer. I have announcements to announce, so shut your breathe-holes and open up your read-holes.

Announcement the first: Magica Ex Dolori’s seventh chapter is live.
WARNING: Chapter contains dairy and eggs. Consumption may raise your cholesterol.

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PippZipp: Reactions

Reaction: Zipp Storm

Reaction: Pipp Petals

Sister asks for help with her studies/homework.

What you were hoping for:

But nah… Mom and dad are home. Fat chance.

What you were honestly expecting, though:

Because she just such a little sweetheart.

What you got:

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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