[1:26:11 AM | Edited 1:28:55 AM] KittyKat Noote: it's come to the point where i own a super productive town that can
[1:26:24 AM] KittyKat Noote: - bribe off any changeling invasion away with the sheer amount of bits
[1:26:47 AM | Edited 1:40:43 AM] KittyKat Noote: - my townsfolk are rolling in so much food and bits that they donate a lot of surplus food and bits to me and spend most of their day having sex

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Well, this has certainly been a Halloween. Last week's creepypasta roundup is all done. Enjoy.

This week... oh god, this again. Ready to get this Beast Boy thing over and done with?

run away with us for the summer~

Damn these are some good writing tunes yo

*internal thoughts during The Perfect Pear*

"If Granny Smith seemed pretty reasonable towards Bright Macintosh, then wouldn't she be able to set the Apple-Pear rivalry aside for him?"

"Why doesn't Granny Smith trust other families, anyway?"

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A friend of mine hit me up today and between flexing on me with how well he eats on twelve euros a month and further reminding me I live in a dystopian hellscape, he asked me to share this around if I could:

Pin Guardians: Drinks and Sweets

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...groan in disapproval. (What, you thought this would be an actual threat? I love you guys too much.)

And in other news, the newest installment of the thrilling series featuring Miss Pommel, Sweetie Babs, and Uncle Orange will come next week. They always had those names, don't look at me like that.

My little brother and I went to the new store and it was ♫glorious♫! My mom gave me money to buy Ovaltine and only Ovaltine, but I used some of my own money to buy shit for myself. I got coconut oil, which has a fuckton of different uses, including but not limited to conditioner, lotion, mouthwash, makeup remover, and massage oil. I used it along with olive oil, almond oil, and aloe vera to make a hair serum. If you apply this shit to

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Hello everypony, Happy New Year to you all I hope you all had some sort of good year before and I hope this year will be better. We have had to deal with a lot last year, from celeberties dying to the worst election I gave have even seen. But we made it through. The year is over and this new year will be better. Please let it be better.

******

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When you come up with an amazing new OC with an adorable color scheme specifically tailored to your interests.

When you come up with an interesting backstory for that OC that ensures optimal character development.

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