Hey ponies what's up, Wonderbolts Captain, three times world flying championship winner and all around awesome Pegasus Spitfire here for this Q&A type thing, let's here those questions about how I'm awesome and I suppose other stuff you wanna know!

2519782
Would you ever date a human?

what do you think of Rainbow Dash?

2519791
What's a human? Dated a griffon before I went to the academy but I've never heard of one of those, do they have wings or horns?

2519782

Have you ever met the Doctor?

2519801
This is a human

2519813
Oh yeah, in fact he really wishes he'd see less of me considering how often he has to patch me up but if that's what it takes to prove to the rookies when a stunt is too dangerous then fine, better to risk the oldies than the ones with their whole careers ahead of them.

2519840

Okay then.

Ever seen a Dalek?

2519840
Not that kind of doctor
This one:

2519819
Odd mane there and I don't get how they get by without a coat but hey so long as it's a nice "human" I guess I don't see why not.

2519858
How are you typing with hooves?

2519860
Just because some Pegasi's wings are as dexterous as a statue doesn't mean mine are.

2519857
Oh! Yeah that's Doctor Time Turner, met him and his wife at a signing, guy could barely stay still.

2519856
A what?

2519869
Have you ever come across rule34? If so, have you ever come across rule34 of yourself?

2519782
Will your answer to this question be no?

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?

What is the speed of darkness?

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2519879
One of these little bastards

2519880
Yeah I've seen the stories and the artwork. The team aren't sure how to feel about it but when you get to be my age you appreciate that people still admire your looks.

2519879

What 2519894 said.

2519901
How old would that be exactly? Cause you don't look any older than 21

2519801 I just gotta ruin your fun and say yes human kinda do gotta horn.

2519894
... Why does that dustbin have a plunger sticking out of it? And why is it bronze?

2519918
Yay I'm not the only one who thinks it looks like a plunger

2519915

2519912
I'm a month off 35

2519933
Seriously?
I wouldn't have guessed anywhere near that.

2519938
Public image mate, when you've got mares and stallions in tight flight suits you wanna look your best.

2519915
I don't even know anything about humans I can tell that's an innuendo.

2519951
Have you ever met a pegasus from Ponyville named Nightingale? Dark coat, purple mane.

2519981
We don't stop in Ponyville usually because they don't have an arena for our shows, last time I was there I went on my own accord to help out.

2519782
What is your sexual orientation?

2519998 is there anyone in Equestria you have your eye on to date? *nudge nudge*

2520014
If they're nice and fun to be around gender doesn't really matter to me

2520015
Not right now but then last time I was there we were all pretty pre-occupied.

2520031 really what about Rainbow Dash? or are you not a fillyfooler?

2520049
Like I said to the other guy, gender honestly isn't too important to me. Also, RD? Really? No offense to her but I think I'm a bit old for her plus I don't even know if SHE'S a fillyfooler, never mind if I am.

Besides any serious relationship will have to wait until I'm out of the Wonderbolts most likely.

2519903

To you the same answer>>2519918

2520121 I see, how old are you compared with ponies like Dash, and when do you plan on leaving the bolts?

2519918

That ain't no dustbin. That's the casing for the mutant inside. The plunger arm is actually pretty dangerous: It can soak your brainwaves or crush your skull.

2520130
Think I answered this but I'm a month off 35. Also I don't plan on leaving the Bolts by choice but soon enough your body just can't keep up with the stuff we pull, Soarin is already working half schedule. Mind you I may have had something to do with that, least I could do was make sure the guy who got me to the Captain's post isn't having to break his body doing our shows.

2520143
... This is something from EWL or a Power Ponies comic isn't it?

2519892
The Speed of Darkness is an old Shadowbolts maneuver we adopted into our shows.

2520150

Nope. They're the Doctor's oldest enemies.

2520243
I think you'll find my Doctor's oldest enemy is Soarin's shaky wing.

2520168
Nice

That is all. Equestria is ours.

2520250

(In Jontron Voice:)

OOOOOOOH!

2520260
Who's JonTron?

2520262

Never mind. But the Daleks are worse. Think 'hate-and-kill-everything-not-Dalek-and-feel-nothing-besides-hate-and-anger" bad.

2520279
Sounds kinda like Changelings or Nightmares honestly, and those Nightmare Forces weren't so tough to me.

2520283

Oh, forgot to mention the 'also-nearly-unkillable-due-to-casing' part. Seriously, you kick one of those things, you'll be hurt and the Dalek won't give a damn. Then he'll shoot you, and one shot is all it takes.

2520296
So don't kick it and fly aware while Celestia or Luna roasts it. Besides I'd be real afraid if this wasn't some weird sci fi thing, we got enough dangerous creatures in Equestria.

2520310

Four Daleks is a match for even the largest army on this planet. One is capable of destroying towns. Millions... That's the apocalypse.

2520337
Yet obviously not because the worlds still here. Also mate that sounds like if it were how they were it would get old fast.