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Well, imagine kissing a horse.

It's like that.

Insert random Spongebob/Misadventures of Flapjack realistic uncanny horse cut in here.

Kissing Pinkie would be like chugging chocolate flavored meth cupcakes

Kissing Rarity would taste like getting set on fire by Spike

Kissing Rainbow Dash would taste like Apple jack burying pieces of you in the orchard

Kissing Applejack would taste like being Rainboomed into orbit.

Kissing Fluttershy tastes like a Chaos God unmaking you.

Kissing Twilight Sparkle tastes like a bad OC self insert fic.

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......i am sorry

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Without us getting to know each other a bit, I suspect Pinkie Pie might be the most open and fun for that. Not too serious about it but all in hardcore to the experience.

Fluttershy and Twilight I could see the possibility of developing some sort of connection, at least on my part, and it maybe leading to that. More slow and gentle, them being more skittish/shy/embarrassed at least at the start, with us kissing.

The other three I'd have trouble imagining it happening. Personality differences/clashes.

Kissing applejack and rainbow would immediately turn into a competition

Kissing pinkie would be very ticklish because wouldn't be able to stop giggling

Kissing twilight would take hours because she would study the perfect technique and then there would be no emotion in the kiss

Kissing fluttershy would be a very gentle affair because if your not careful she could pass out from too much stress

And Kissing rarity would be exactly like Kissing a princess or a destined lover because she has read so many romance novels that she got some good tips from them

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Competition? As in the two of them fighting over the humans affection?

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No they'd be competing with you by trying to be the better kisser

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I wonder what that would be like. 😂

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A lot of tongue and ***EXTRAORDINARILY*** sloppy kisses

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Applejack might not be as reckless as Rainbow, albeit probably firm and hard.
NOT in that way!

A I see so you like with "certain additions" do you

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