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TheMajorTechie
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Hey, remember that diesel train from earlier? Yeah, that thing just came barrelling through, sending everyone flying.

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And thus, did the cycle repeat...

TheMajorTechie
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Suddenly, carrots!

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And oranges, and pears!

TheMajorTechie
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Heck, suddenly there's an entire picnic!

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This is getting silly, shall we stop?

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"No!" Pinkie shouted, breaking the fourth wall and stealing Techie's keyboard.

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Ggfdhrffbddnrsnehywbjjdqgdwhwyqeferhrtfytt. This was all Pinkie could type, lacking the dexterity to use a keyboard.

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"Put your hands up in the air!" Came a voice behind the door.

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The door flew open, revealing Fireman Sam!

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"Catch me if you can!" Pinkie squealed, bouncing out the window.

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"You don't get away that easily", said Sam. "Jupiter, pursue! Wallaby 1, moniter from the air!"

TheMajorTechie
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One simple tear in the fabric of reality later, and Pinkie has disappeared.

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But Gordon was not so easily deceived, and chased her up and down the hills.

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Rarity sighed and used her sewing kit to fix the tear in the fabric of reality. Reality is now fabulous.

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Lo and behold, the two have met face to face, one as he ran across the horizon, and the other as she stitched said horizon back together.

TheMajorTechie
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... Well, I guess it's time to give this thread a good ol' kick in the butt to get it going again.

MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION...

Deep in the jungle, Sweetie-Giraffe grazed happily on the leaves of a passing tree.

--Sweetie Belle

TheMajorTechie
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Of which, of course, was considerably shorter than she was.

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Much shorter, in fact, by the time she was done with it.

--Sweetie Belle

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And on fire. Don't forget the fire!

They were accompanied by her hulking elephant, Bulk Biceps, along with several small mice, all of which were Fluttershys.

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Together, they formed the Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness!

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And this Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness entered a dimension where they realized the citizens were all bleach-drinkers and Tide Pod-Eaters!

TheMajorTechie
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Suddenly, the Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness Somersaulted Sassily into the Shimmering Sea!

In the Shimmering Sea, they caught Some Succulent Swimming Salmon!

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This succulent swimming salmon, however, socked the Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness in the shins, screaming all the while.

Then a Scary Staring Shark ate the succulent screaming salmon and sent for the Scary Staring Sailing Shark Army, whom stared at the Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness scarily before swimming scarily after them and staring stupidly at the Slimy Slippery Seaweed.

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With a squishy squirm, six stupendous Squidwards stretched across the seven seas for the Slimy Slippery Seaweed, slinking past the Scary Staring Sailing Shark Army.

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Suddenly, the slimy slippery seaweed came to life with a slimy slippery squishy splurt of shimmering sea seawater. The Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness sassily slapped the Six Stuendous Squidwards, the Scary Staring Sailing Shark army, the Succulent Swimming Screaming Salmon, and some Slightly Scaly Sea Snakes with the Slimy Slippery Seaweed, causing a Small Splat of Small Steaming Silent Saintly Sea Spiders to Sassily Squirm throught the Shimmering Sea.

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"SSH!" Shushed a Squidward.

"Sssss..." hissed a Slightly Scaly Snake as it Slithered Serenely through the Shimmering Sea.

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"...sssssssssushi!" it continued, snatching a Succulent Swimming Screaming Salmon.

As the Slimy Slippery Seaweed saw the Succulent Swimming Screaming Salmon be snatched by the Slightly Scaly Sea Snake, it decided to offer its' Secret Services to slide itself into a Salty Sweet Sour Sea Salad with the aid of a Serenading Scavenging Sea Cucumber.

said the Super Squad of Sudden Suddenness, with sudden smiles

TheMajorTechie
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"Watch out for the Sulky Sasquatches!"

TheMajorTechie
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Oof. MEANWHILE IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE...

Sweetie Belle #2749 stepped through the portal, saddlebags packed and ready for her first time attending the semi-monthly cross-world Sweetie Belle sleepover.

--Sweetie Belle

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Sweetie Belle #4523 waved a hoof at her fellow sleepover-goer.

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Sweetie Belle #2749 waved back, and looked around, and while some were robotic, some were different ages, and some were even different species, everybody around her was very clearly also a Sweetie Belle.

--Sweetie Belle

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A looming shadow passed overhead.

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She got a glimpse of what looked like another Sweetie Belle, this one in a purple spandex outfit, cape, and mask, before it vanished.

--Sweetie Belle

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A rumble shook the ground.

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Hoping it was nothing, she walked to the desk, where a computerized version of her own voice greeted her.

--Sweetie Belle

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"Hello there, Sweetie_Belle_#2749!" her voice greeted, "Welcome to the sleepover!"

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"Hi, Sweetie Belle!" She waved, and then paused. "Or should that be Sweetie Bot?"

--Sweetie Belle

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Sweetie Bot popped up from behind the desk, her best attempt at a smile shining across her face.

"Sweetie Belle #1842 would be the preferred way to address me, though just Sweetie Belle would be fine," she explained merrily, the numbers flashing across her eyes. "We are, after all, all Sweetie Belle's, though having numbers to designate your world, and in some cases, which Sweetie Belle from a world you are does avoid confusion."

--Sweetie Belle

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