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TheMajorTechie
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Rules: No mature content!
Write up to a 3-sentence paragraph, or just a one-liner!
Build on the previous post, or twist things up with a "meanwhile in another universe..." or something!
Yes, you can post more than once, and you can post up to five times in a row.

TheMajorTechie
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Once again, I'll start.


Once upon a time, in a beautifully-terrifying landscape of large, hulking, angry trees, there lived a pony.

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The landscape was far more beautiful and terrifying than he was, which made him very cross.

--Sweetie Belle

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And thus, begins the story of the Stallion Who Hate All Things Beautiful and Terrifying.

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It was a typically beautiful morning, and the songs of birds merrily intermingled with the screams of the mailpony as the trees chased her, with no signs anything out of the ordinary was going to happen today.

--Sweetie Belle

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As such, for the stallion, this day was the worst possible thing to happen ever since sliced bread.

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Sliced Bread worked at the local bakery, and ever since she took over, they absolutely never seemed to carry his favorite orange and cranberry muffins, or ran out the moment he walked through the door somehow.

--Sweetie Belle

“I’ve cracked the case!!!!?”

"Actually, Stallion Who Hates All Things Beautiful and Terrifying," Sliced Bread explained, " that was Maizie, the ficus. Not your fault, but it ruined the cranberry orange muffins we had delivered. "

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Then a train appeared, with muffins in tow.

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Bon Bon crawled out of the delivered muffins and looked at her delivery notebook. "I have a delivery for Mister, incomprehensible dark speech. Sorry for any mispronunciation. If you would please sign here so I can get the hell out."

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Adjusting his monocle and mustache, he slowly approaches Bon Bon.

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"What could this mean?", he asked, with furrrowed brow.

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"Why," a spider replied, shimmying out of the shapes, "it must mean nothing short of the end of this world!"

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Inexplicably, a warp portal opened, and daemons appeared upon the scene. They were big and fat and generally had a horrible odor.

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This angered the already angry trees.

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That's all Stallion Who Hates All Things Beautiful and Terrifying could stand and he can't stand no more! It was time for drastic action.

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It was Karaoke time!

--Sweetie Belle

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Suddenly, karaoke machines began raining down from the heavens above!

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Loud speakers began playing a song, EXTREMELY LOUDLY:

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This turned out to only further the irritation of the Stallion Who Hated All Things Beautiful and Terrifying, which in the long run, was probably a bad move on the universe's part.

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Henceforth, did he make a truly terrifying mess of the enemy, only to be sent flying by...Doomguy!

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And so began our story.

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This led to time looping over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

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MEANWHILE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...

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A diesel flew down the line. He had an important message to deliver.

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"LOOK, NO HANDS!" was the last thing anyone heard before it went barreling down a cave.

"Oommmm", Tree Hugger chanted, sitting crosslegged in a nearby park.

--Sweetie Belle

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What silliness is this, thought he, that creates these strange tales?

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The Knowledgeable Owl of Ultimate Knowledge landed opposite of Tree Hugger, peering deep into her inner soul.

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The randomness persisted when the God-Emperor of Mankind appeared!

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God-Emperor Sweetie Belle looked at the two of them, and, with a wave of one hoof, transported them to the land of the beautiful, terrifying trees, ending the endless time-loops in the process, before vanishing.

--Sweetie Belle

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Meanwhile Bon Bon floated in the void. Sighing because she still didn't get paid for all the muffins she made and delivered personally.

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Derpy proceeded to summon the currency of the muffins and hork it all over Bon Bon.

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However, Derpy was momentary distracted by Flash Sentry, and took the opportunity to comfort him.

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Flash Sentry was confuzzled, given how he wasn't in need of comforting at the time.

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"Stop inventing words," said Norman Price, confused at how he had ended up in a made realm of invented stories, having been in Pontypandy a moment earlier.

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"Never!" Pinkie squealed, "ijvowjxowlgkrbdyworyxb!"

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Suddenly, a pumpkin float flew past, the same one that Babs Seed had wrecked in Season 3.

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And the pumpkin proceeded to smash into the side of the diesel train as it emerged from the cave from earlier.

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But the diesel did not derail, and the pumpkin bounced off it as it was made of rubber!

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...The train and the pumpkin (float), that is. The pumpkin ricocheted off the side, and continues to bounce to this day.

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Thereby gaining Babs a PhD in experimental physics, as she had just demonstrated that perpetual motion was a thing.

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Whoops, who is this? Ah, it's Stallion Who Hates All Things Beautiful and Terrifying's evil twin, the Stallion Who Loves All Things Beautiful and Terrifying!

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And all despaired for the state of the Muffinverse.

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Supreme Goddess Sweetie-Giraffe wept for her subjects... and maybe singed a few of the shorter ones with her laser vision because their height was inferior to her own.

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"Stop that!" said Graham Chapman. "It's silly!"

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General Chapman ducked as one of Sweetie-Giraffe's laser beams swept over him and lit a nearby tree aflame.

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Then he flew into the air and knocked her over!

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With a signature call of distress, Sweetie-Giraffe summoned her fellow giraffes, Scootaloo and Applebloom!

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