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Leondude
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Horde Prime, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable lunching.

Leondude
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*checks on burning food*

Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to acquire Entrapta's tiny food and disguise it as my own cooking?

Oh-ho-ho, delightfully devilish, Hordak.

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Uh--
*Theme music*
Hordak with his crazy explanations. The Horde Prime is gonna need his medication. When he hears Hordak's lame exaggerations, there'll be trouble in town tonight.
HORDAK!!!

Leondude
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Horde Prime, I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

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Why is there smoke coming out of your oven Hordak?

Leondude
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Uh...Ooh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams.

Leondude
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Phew.

*runs off to steal tiny hamburgers*

Horde Prime, I hope you're ready for miniature hamburgers.

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I thought we were having steamed clams

Leondude
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Oh, no, I said "steamed hams". That's what I call hamburgers.

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You call hamburgers "Steamed hams"?

Leondude
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Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Leondude
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Uh...The Fright Zone?

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Really? Well, I'm from all over the Galaxy, and I never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams"

Leondude
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No, not from all over the galaxy, it's an Etherian expression.

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I see.
...
You know these hamburgers are quite tiny, similar to the ones that Entrapta princess has.

Leondude
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Oh-ho-ho-ho, no. Patented Hordak burgers. Old family recipe.

Leondude
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Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled.

Leondude
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...You know...One thing I sh...Excuse me for one second.

Leondude
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*yawns* Well, that was wonderful. Good time had by all, I'm pooped.

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Yes, I should be--GOOD PRIME ME What is happening in there?

Leondude
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Aurora borealis.

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Uh...
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Etheria, localized entirely within your laboratory?

Leondude
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Leondude
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Lord Hordak! The Fright Zone is on fire!

Leondude
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No, Shadow Weaver. It's just the northern lights.

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Well, Hordak, you are an odd clone, but I must say.
You steam a good ham.

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