So the 'Geekdiary' made a little game for SU shippers and... it's way too accurate. I wanna scream for how accurate the Lapidot, Rupphire, Jaspearl, Jaspis, Connieverse and Jaspidot thing is (those are all my faves). Really. Help me. So, what do you ship? Lapidot? Rupphire? Pearlrose? Larsadie? It doesn't matter, here you have a little game to know what it says about yourself!

Pearlmethyst (Pearl x Amethyst): You are a hopeless romantic who really loves friends-to-lovers and opposites attract narratives. You either identify with Amethyst and want to smooch on Pearl, or identify with Pearl and want to smooch on Amethyst. You are super gay.

Pearlnet (Pearl x Garnet): You have been watching Steven Universe since the early episodes. You love low-key relationships bound through time and history; the kind which come easily, even if they’re nothing without their fumbles. You are super, duper gay.

Rupphire (Ruby x Sapphire): You don’t just think opposites attract–you think they complete each other. You’re drawn to strong, healthy relationships built on mutual respect. You are super, duper, utterly gay.

Gamethyst (Garnet x Amethyst): Your fashion sense is a confusing combination of “I could kill a man with my eyeliner” and “these are my least dirty jeans.” You love Nicki Minaj. You appreciate nice mass more than most.

Polygems (Garnet x Amethyst x Pearl): You love Steven Universe so, so much. You want all of these darling space rocks to be inundated with love. You don’t understand why we have to bother sticking gayliens in monogamous relationships, and you would really like a snuggle pile.

Opalnet (Garnet x Opal): Same as above, except you like monogamy, especially pairings where both characters constantly want to make out with themselves.

Larsadie (Lars x Sadie... duh): You are steadfastly loyal, even in the face of common sense. You’re a sucker for RomCom tropes, and hold out hope that any couple can eventually work through their problems. You’re probably a Hufflepuff.

Sadie x Kiki Pizza: You recognize that nine times out of ten the femslash pairing with no canon basis is the superior shipping option.

Lapidot (Lapis Lazuli x Peridot): You have a very active imagination. You prefer to explore the unknown rather than the familiar. Your main source of porn is Archive of Our Own and Tumblr. You are a sucker for humans AUs and any AU ever. You

Pearlrose (Pearl x Rose Quartz): You are a socialist. Probably a gay socialist. You love rich complexity in your relationships, and you can read the same fanfiction tropes over and over again and never get tired of them. These include angst, fluff, and hurt/comfort (hopefully all three).

Lapinet (Garnet x Lapis Lazuli): You. Are. A very. Good. Swimmer.

Amedot (Amethyst x Peridot): You are a nerd who wants to smooch Amethyst. You are a sucker for high school AUs. Ironically, you are Yaoi trash, but you love the Magical Girl genre too. You are affected by the show’s hiatuses more than the rest of us.

Lapithyst (Lapis Lazuli x Amethyst): You are a femme who wants to smooch Amethyst. You love pranks. You also want these darn sad rocks to just be happy for once, dammit.

Blue Pearl x Yellow Pearl: You believe in REVOLUTION. You also like to see quiet people listening to her yellow girlfriend complaning about everything. Even if you don't even know if they know each other.

Jaspearl (Jasper x Pearl): You are a femme or more or less femme who wanna kiss Jasper. Your favorite Disney Princess movie is Beauty and the Beast and you love to see ex-warriors together.

Jaspidot (Jasper x Peridot): As Peridot is the most relatable character on Steven Universe, you ship this as a self-insert for wanting to smooch Jasper. This means you are gay. Also, you are weak-kneed for “tall and smol” pairings.

Pewey (Pearl x Dewey): You use the term “SJW” unironically.

Jaspis (Jasper x Lapis Lazuli): Maybe you like exploring the dark tragedy of unhealthy relationships. Maybe you harbor hope for folks getting past their own mistakes, and growing to be better people. Maybe you sincerely don’t understand how seriously twisted this pairing is.

Lapiness (Lapis Lazuli x Hapiness): You’re delusional, sorry.

Connieverse (Steven x Connie): You are a precious cinnamon roll who believes in soulmates. You are in great company, since Garnet is this ship’s #1 fan. You wish you had a relationship in middle school, platonic or otherwise, like Steven and Connie have.

So you ship what? I'm mainly trash for Lapidot and Rupphire. They're end game. What's your end game? Say below! Discuss what kind of trash are you! And say how accurate this is, because it's too much and I'm screaming. Now, go, discuss and ship gay rocks!

Added ship was: Yellow Pearl x Blue Pearl, I like them, holy fuck. I'm weird.

5063401 PearlRose and Pearlmathyst and Lars and Sadie always

5063401 Lapidot, Rupphire, Connieverse, and Amedot, and Jaspidot. I see these, I'm happy.

5063401 But what about?:

Roseverse (Rose Quartz x Greg Universe)

or

Gregnet (Garnet x Greg) Because we both know if Greg were to remarry it would be with Garnet and Garnet is practically Steven's second Mom.

5063401 crackship and more

5063401 What?! No StevonnieXGarnet?! BLASPHEMY!!

Rupphire (Ruby x Sapphire): You don’t just think opposites attract–you think they complete each other. You’re drawn to strong, healthy relationships built on mutual respect. You are super, duper, utterly gay.

Larsadie (Lars x Sadie... duh): You are steadfastly loyal, even in the face of common sense. You’re a sucker for RomCom tropes, and hold out hope that any couple can eventually work through their problems. You’re probably a Hufflepuff.

Pearlrose (Pearl x Rose Quartz): You are a socialist. Probably a gay socialist. You love rich complexity in your relationships, and you can read the same fanfiction tropes over and over again and never get tired of them. These include angst, fluff, and hurt/comfort (hopefully all three).

Connieverse (Steven x Connie): You are a precious cinnamon roll who believes in soulmates. You are in great company, since Garnet is this ship’s #1 fan. You wish you had a relationship in middle school, platonic or otherwise, like Steven and Connie have.

These are all my favorite ships and the descriptions almost spot on. I say almost because I'm not even close to being gay. I am a Hufflepuff though. Pottermore said so.