How can mirrors be real if our eyes are indeed not real?

4383211 Easy, your a vampire....

4383211 No riddles please, they hurt the workings of my mind.

4383226 Then drop out of school, and become a more intelligent society.

4383211

How can mirrors be real if our eyes are indeed not real?

Oh boy, I can already tell fun times are ahead.

4383234 I graduated school already. Already got a job as well. I just hate riddles!

4383257 Yes, yes they are.

4383259
http://genius.com/Jaden-smith-best-tweets-annotated
Fucking people who don't get the joke.

4383211 Because Bilbo Baggins pooped out pixie dust that was later sprinkled over all the hair care product factories in the world . After the pixie dust enter the hair care products, an army of mongooses raided the factories and began to spray all the mirrors in the world, and because of that all of the mirrors are now real.

4383276 I don't do twitter and I don't really look for these things.

4383288 It was a huge thing on the internet for a while.

4383287 That's just propaganda spread by the mirror "Manufacturing" companies" there are no mirrors and never will be!

4383299 How long ago?

4383310
Know Your Meme says November 7th, 2013...

4383211

Because Obama is Illuminati confirmed.

4383403
He can't be both part of the Illuminati and a puppet of the free-masons.

4383433

My DICK can't be both part of the Illuminati and a puppet of the free-masons.

4383456 Yes, it would be difficult considering how small it is.

4383467

Bitch, my dick is bigger than..... than.....

You're right........

4383498 *Pats back* There, there. Everything'll be okay. Except your dick, it's not okay.

4383508

*Pats back* There, there. Everything'll be okay.

*Pats back* There, there.

*Pats back*

4383546
*>Raep*

4383613

4383211 Well, I'll have an answer for you in hell, during the 99th millennia.
Or you know riddles are somewhat evil to me.

4383211 I love how about a fifth of Jaden's tweets actually count as legitimate thoughts.