Isn't that stuff the cause of at least two of the five issues there?

Clotho wants to know who has been in her spunk cupboard.

Reminds me of something else...

I also have to ask if a certain duo of unicorns has a theme song for this. If yes, I doubt the 'Celestia approved'-part.

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All of them, except Derpy, I'd say.

MAGIC!
The Cause and Solution to all of Equinity's problems.

4610521 ha-ha snake oil much ?