Well, it wouldn't really be called a 'Flirt Club' if there wasn't any flirting going on, eh?
Whether it be just for fun or fully intentional, this is the thread to do it. If you haven't already done so, in the 'Welcome' thread already, be sure to mention the following on your first post:
1. Gender and Sexuality
2. Age
This is to help make things easier and safer for everyone.
Have Fun!

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I sure did, hot buns.
Just to let you know, the forum has a thread for pure flirting.

Glad to hear it. I've been curious what a honey tongue actually tastes like.

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I'm sure you have.
Probably sweet (with an occasional salty or spicy tinge to it).

3631616 And so it begins... Great way to start us off.

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Indeed.

3631659 Better than how I was gonna start it
'Ey bb u wan sum fuk?'
Chick magnet guaranteed!

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Seriously?
Well, I'm kinda we didn't start off like that.

3631672 I wasn't aaaaactually gonna do it. unless things got slow.

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Things were already slow here before you came along.
Not that I mind slow per say.

3631683 Slow and steady wins the race, they always say... ;)

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I certainly have a power walker's endurance when in the right mood and time. I become like the Energizer Bunny-
"It just keeps going, and going, and going, and going..."

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How can I not wonder, albeit with a bit of caution, with how deftly you can wield it?

I taste like supremacy. And thin mints; I like thin mints.

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Well if you mean my upper, I can wield it with finesse. (*Tigger trill*) Brerrrrrrrrr!
If my lower, its a little bit off (NNW), but that can prove to be advantageous too.

As long its not like chocolate mints.

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You don't like chocolate mints? </3

I also like warm and salty, so it's not a deal breaker.

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Nope, sorry, never got to liking the combined taste of chocolate and mint together. I like them separately though.

Hehehe. Well I guess that's good to know.

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That makes girl scout Aryanne sad.
At least buy some samoas.

And don't get me wrong; sweet is preferable to salty, because it means you're getting enough fruit. And I'm all about people who can enjoy a good fruit

How about the ones with chocolate and/or vanilla cream sandwiched between them? I've always like a good chocolate-vanilla mix.

Really? Well that's a good thing. Especially since I've been eating peaches this past month. I think they are my favourite fruit of all. Especially the ones grown here in Ontario. They always have a nice soft fuzzy skin (compared to the ones from the US) that I can peel off with my front teeth, and dripping with juices as I take a bite into their sunny sweet flesh.
Wild blueberries are yummy too. But you sometimes have to pull off the green twigs still stuck in their bottom.

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I find ze mixing of the races flavors to be wildly inappropriate. But for you, I might just be willing to be naughty.

Rather than peel things with my teeth, I have a lot more fun slowly parting them with my tongue. I haven't quite gotten a cherry stem down, but you should see me unwrap a Starburst.

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Pfft, depends on what type of flavours you mix.

Interesting.

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I like to mix vanilla and french vanilla. I call it a Quebecois swirl <3

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Lol. Well you better add maple syrup to it.

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How would he eat again if his tongue was devoured?

Gummi bears.

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I dunnooo~ I think you just want to see my face all sticky.

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I would only see it sticky with soap
Adhesive soap

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By any chance, can you fit your mouth around a sub sandwich? Because if so, I'd like to marry you.

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Ewww combined lesbian disgusting
I jest. The majority of us are bi- or pansexual. No, I am not a glutton

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Oh, I'm not asking about food.

I could suck the crust off this bread if I wanted to.

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Same thing, it seems.
Can you avoid stabbing yourself with an entire ice cone?

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I can fit something that length
but it's not a good idea to try and eat a whole ice cream cone at once. I got headaches when I tried.

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Not to mention the slight inflammation and possibility of unconsciousness. Or death.
Better not be migraines

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Mmmmaybe.
Orrrrr...maybe I want to see some-place else all sweet and sticky.

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Hmmm, good question. Though I'd say it be more about being able to taste.

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And maybe I want to see what that tongue feels like, not just what it tastes like.

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Depends on which tongue you want to feel first.

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Your mouth of course, darling. One does not simply barrel past the foreplay.

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Indeed. Thanks for clarifying.
Sebastian: "First, we go to create- da moood."

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Don't sacrifice it!

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No worries.

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Strategically placed scented candles, a bottle of wine (white if you're allergic to red), Barry White crooning low.

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What type of scented candles?
Hmmm, never really cared much for wine (anything with Peach Schnapps is more like it), but I guess either red or white is fine (depending on if dinner comes with it and what the main course is).
*Goes to look up Barry White*

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(song really starts around 1:30 because he was fond of spoken word intros)

Wine is traditionally romantic; I'm not a huge fan of it either, but knocking back sljivovica seems less classy. Maybe nice german beer .

As for the candles, I really enjoy the scent of strawberries if it's done right. Cheap ones are nasty.

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OH YEAH! That Guy! I thought his name sounded familiar.
I was gonna suggest Lionel Ritchie, but "Whatever, whatever, whatever."

Let's stick with the wine then. We could always have that beer for later maybe (even though I'm not really that much into drinking anyhow).

.......Mmmm, Strawberries.

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A nice red wine pairs well with chocolate, and I can think a few good uses for creatively placed chocolate syrup.

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Mmmmm, sounds good to me.

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So, chocolate syrup bikini?

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Sure.
Can we add some whipped cream while we're at it?

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Whipped cream is fun, though I like it straight from the can.

You should try it.

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He would recquire breast implants first. He'd surely make a lovely hermaphrodite

3636724 Way to kill the mood, Div.

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Whaaaat? I'm just being realistiiiiiiiic

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Whipped cream cans are cylindrical

I was talking about something eeeeellllllsssseeee~