...random thread is random. Do whatever you want. Spread anarchy, worship the almighty Potato, play with Barbie dolls or go have sex with a honey badger, I don't care.
3293672 ...I suppose I can excuse you for your age, but it's only one of the most recognisable eyes in human history. The Eye of Sauron, from The Lord of the Rings. He sees all. He can see into your heart, into your mind, from thousands of kilometres away, through mountains, flesh and blood.
3293706i'm biromantic lesbian meaning i will gladly tease men but they will never know the pleasures of getting into bed with me also you're fun to mess with ;D ... *snuggles*
Oh, don't get me wrong; Other than the movie dragging along for far too long, it was visually extremely well done AND on top of that, the CGI that was in there was great as well...
It's just that the tension in the movie was far too stretched for me to lose interest at the end.
I've devoured book #1 in almost a heartbeat, at the end of book #2 I was like "So I guess this happened", and I fell asleep by the middle of book #3. ~Twi
...random thread is random. Do whatever you want. Spread anarchy, worship the almighty Potato, play with Barbie dolls or go have sex with a honey badger, I don't care.
3293514 Sex with a honeybadger sounds dangerous
3293624 That's true, those things are dangerous... and strange.
3293514
B-B-But I like Ken Dolls more than Barbie.
3293631 Ken is obviously a flaming homo, though.
3293624
3293628
Relevant.
3293632
>Implying that Barbie isn't one.
3293635 ...true. They're probably beards with one another.
3293633
3293637
Barbie and Ken are totally gay for each oth- wait...
3293638 Barbie is probably fucking Teresa, Nikki or Raquelle.
...don't ask how I know her friends' names.
3293639
kinky fucking, or vanilla?
3293642 It's lesbians, man. They always end up doing some sorta kinky shit.
3293644
not true, I've seen plenty of vids where it's just one licking out the other for the duration of the clip.
3293645 Bor-ing.
3293646
^ this
But it still invalidates what you said.
3293647 :P I obviously read too much porn.
3293646
3293647
Obviously we need a demonstration of how it's done right. *sets up ticket booth*
3293650
That's a little disconcerting. And here I thought you were a good girl
3293656 This is the Internet -- your innocence is ripped away from you within only an hour or so.
3293650
I can't help but think you'll be quite the sexual woman when you're older. Considering you're 14 and already heavily into porn.
3293655
uwotm8
3293660 Hush you. I have no idea what you're talking about.
3293661
*coughs*
3293661
Don't try to act innocent around me, Toni. I've looked at your favourites.
3293666 ...
...
*burns evidence*
3293669
Silly, Toni. A Stiggerzz never forgets.
3293669
This is the internet.
3293670 ... *swings watch in front of your eyes* You are getting very sleepy~
3293671 WHOA WHAT THE SHI- ...*ahem* What in God's name is that?
3293672
hey, that's my watch!
nigga, watch Lord of The Rings!
3293672
...I suppose I can excuse you for your age, but it's only one of the most recognisable eyes in human history.
The Eye of Sauron, from The Lord of the Rings. He sees all. He can see into your heart, into your mind, from thousands of kilometres away, through mountains, flesh and blood.
3293674 / 3293676 Oh. Well, I figured it was a dragon, but it looked creepy.
3293677
Stiggerzz and I have decided that you must watch all three LotR movies back to back. Extended editions.
KGO
3293677
What 3293680 said
3293680 / 3293681 Ain't nobody got time for that. Isn't there, like, a cliffnotes version?
3293683
One does not simply shorten their experience of the greatest movies in existence.
3293683
No! You're watching all three extended editions back to back.
We'll come over there and tie you to the chair if we have to.
3293685
Eh. LoTR isn't as impressive as people make it out to be, anyways.
~Twi
3293685 / 3293684 Ok, three things!
1. That sounds kinky.
2. I don't have a chair, I have a bench.
3. I don't even have a DVD player.
3293692
Dammit, Toni, you're too young! Stahp it!
then we'll tie you to the bench, either or.
I have a laptop. We'll just bring that long with us.
3293691
Most movies aren't. That's why I read books.
...or, you know, pony fiction.
3293692
Everything is available on the internet...
You're not getting away that easy...
~Twi
3293695
Stop what?
Man, quit being cray cray. I'll watch it this weekend or something.
3293699 YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
3293695
Mind if I join in on the fun?
3293699
3293700
silence, foul temptress
3293701
You're too young and the wrong gender. You've got even less of a chance than Toni, you can't even tease me.
3293703 neverrr~
3293705
I thought you didn't even like men. y u do dis? :c
3293706 i'm biromantic lesbian
meaning i will gladly tease men
but they will never know the pleasures of getting into bed with me
also you're fun to mess with ;D
...
*snuggles*
3293696
Oh, don't get me wrong; Other than the movie dragging along for far too long, it was visually extremely well done AND on top of that, the CGI that was in there was great as well...
It's just that the tension in the movie was far too stretched for me to lose interest at the end.
I've devoured book #1 in almost a heartbeat, at the end of book #2 I was like "So I guess this happened", and I fell asleep by the middle of book #3.
~Twi
3293709
oh mai-
gahd dammit, Toni!
...
...
...
... *snuggles*
3293715 See? I told you we can be in a mutuals.