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Bronies are men,
Just like you and me,
When you see a hater-bron
You just want to run and scream
Just Think about Pinkie Pie
Golden whiles full of smiles,
Bronies,
That's our creed
To help every pony in need.

Want me to do more padded poetry? I'm not a expert poet.

3099767 i would and you say your naot an expert poet yet your name is ThePoeticPony that tells me differently

3099791 Ik :trixieshiftleft: I'm working on my Poetry.

3099870 Ha that reply wait are we talking about something
(sorry I cant take things seriously)

Soooooooooo true! :pinkiehappy:

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Diapers
How I love them so
I could not stand to see them go
Bottles
Which hold such yummy milk
Which is as smooth as silk
Pacifiers
I can't sleep with out them
Oh how I love to suck them
Onesies
So snug and tight
They always guarantee a good night
But the best part of it all
They are there when you fall
They are there when your sad
They are your mom and dad

3099870 Its all about the flow of the poem. He can have alot of catchy rhymes but it doesn't matter if it doesn't flow.

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A prince must be strong
He's fierce, proud, and lean
If he forgets, they'll say "So long!"
No longer shall he dance beguine

But what if he stopped
Sat down and cried
Until all their ears popped?
Would it destroy his pride?

I asked myself this a short time ago
And the answer is clear to me now
Dinner was beans and alfredo
My stomach says it's time to blow

If I want to do it in the throne room, I'd better run
Oh auntie, help! This is gonna be fun.

this next one is on rocks
(tribute to Maud pie, big sister of great adult foal pinkie pie)

rocks,
your not soft as nappies
rocks
your not absorbent as diapers.
rocks
your not pretty as my foal gear.
but your my rock
and your fun to teeth on.

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