... and ask me some questions. I'll try my best to answer anything you ask honestly, though I won't answer anything about my name or where I live (stalkers ).

2077714

I-it's beautiful...

2077710 Do you think it's okay for the government to stalk us as long as we don't know about it?

2077728

No, how would that make anything better? It just makes it worse.

2077710
Did you know that in French, "slip" means "underpants", Slip Kid?

2077714
Looks like Blueblood.

2077743

No, no I didn't.

2077740
You know what they say, if a tree falls in the forest you can bet the NSA heard it.

2077747

To find the Holy Grail!

2077759

Well, they won't be able to hear it if all of them are dead

2077710

Can I fondle your hair?

2077773

...

...

...

... Maybe

2077767
Blame it on Molestia.

2077788

Nope, I blame it all on Trollestia, that lying bi- ah, sorry, got side-tracked.

2077785

*buries head in your hair*

I'll fondle it later.

2077830

I said maybe

2077797
Trollestia got me too. She got me on Yahoo Answers.

2077854

When will her reign of terror end?!

2077847

Okay I will not fondle it.

*head is still buried in your hair*

2077878
When we hack her computer.

2077882

Do I look like I'm amused, mothafucker?

2077710 You can have awesome sex with your favorite pony, but they will hate you afterwards.

Would you do it?

2077887

Good... Soon she will know the meaning of trolling.

2077921

No, because I wouldn't sex a pony anyway.

2077922 She's like a thousand years old, what could she possibly know about antivirus software?

2077897

YOLOSWAG

2077936

My methods are somewhat more... crude, and involve spamming her with insults and other... things.

2077935 You can either be stabbed in a painful but non vital area of your body or be molested by Molestia.

Which do you choose?

2077959

Oh, you bastard. I'd have to say getting stabbed. Molestia would do... things *shudders*

2077888

Not really, no.

*hugs*

2077984

*hugs you back*

2077955 Use bad grammar tht rlly pises any1 off

2077982 Really? Okay then. Allow me to introduce your stabber.

She doesn't have a knife...~

2078013

Fuck you, fuck you in the most vile of ways.

2078011

lol l33t sp3k to tah rescua

2078021

2078025 I can already feel my brain cells dying.

2078064

... Poor choice of words on my part.

2077710 What's your opinion of shippin'?

2078079

Shipping's fine, as long as it's well done. And no, I don't have an OTP.

2077999

I wub you guysh

2077710
Ever been pushed into an electric fence?

2078078 Very poor choice of words my friend.

(Sorry, it was just too funny to not do.)

2078073

Yees, feel your brain pouring out of your ears.

2078099

I love you 2

2078149

Nope, have you?

2078151

No need to apologise, if Molestia thinks she can take me down without a fight she's got another thing coming (most likely a fist to the face).

2078196
Of course! That's what family is for!

2078243

Why did he/she push you into an electric fence?

2078257
Because I was the youngest?