...pwease?

3263418
you walk into your room and find Cadence and Shining armor lying together, in your bed, holding each other in their arms. There is a strong odour of sex in the air.

What do?

3263452

"You guys need anything? Some snacks? A condom? No? Ok. Keep it quiet, I'm trying to watch angsty fairytales." *leaves*

3263456

now you ask me a question

3263458 I freakin' love Uno.

On a scale of one to ten, how much would it hurt if I stole your waifu?

3263418
Why is Rarara best pone?

3263463 'cause she's absolutely fabulous.

3263459
6/10 much sadness would be felt

3263465 DASHIE NO WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

3263466
she stole muh waifu in all those twidash fics people make. I had to punish her

3263418 What do you think the CMC's cutie marks would look like?

3263465 That picture... is awesome.

3263473 my, my... someone's a sadist

3263464
The immortal knighty, in his infinite grace and wisdom, bestows upon you the power to banish one type of fic of your choosing to the moon forever. What do you choose and why?

3263468 It's not her fault! You need to punish the writers'! And she's not the only one, y'know. All of the other Mane Six members have been shipped with Twily, plus the Princesses and Discord and God knows who else.

3263471 Sweetie Belle is meant for Bridleway, so she would have three music notes underneath a spotlight. Apple Bloom is good at fixing stuff, so she would have a hammer banging nails into a wooden apple. Scootaloo is all for stunts and stuff, so she's a future daredevil -- she'd have a cannon with an explosion.

3263475 Banish HiE fics forever. They're all repeats anyway.

3263476
they must all be punished as well. Only I may have the majesty of Twily
God, this is going to be a lot of blood on my hands... I don't think I can handle the burden...

What do I do, Toni? These heathens must be punished for committing the cardinal sin of Waifu stealing, but I don't want that much blood on my hands... It was traumatic enough killing Rainbow Dash!

3263480 She's a purple pony princess, dude. You know what you have to do. Go find The Mirror and head to Equestria.

3263474 Actually, I'm a masochist. But for you, I can swing both ways.

3263476 ...For some reason I imagined the Party Canon on Scoota's butt.

Ask me something too?

3263482 That could work too! Someone make a story of that!

But as for the question: What's your favorite Twilight solo?

3263480
Punch this; I'll make you feel better

3263481
But... My internet!
If I go to Equestria, we will never see each other again!

3263482

This pleases my sexual fantasies...

3263484
THE ANTI-CHRIST! WAIFU-THEFT INCARNATE!

3263491 Bring Interwebs with you! Or go to Equestria, kidnap Twilight and bring her to Earth, I guess.

3263483 Twilight solo...? As in a Twilight-focused episode?

Um, if so, then Lesson Zero. I love my ponies crazy.

Otherwise, I'm sorry I didn't understand the question.

3263492

Or go to Equestria, kidnap Twilight and bring her to Earth, I guess.

no witnesses!
*grabs rope and duct-tape*

3263494 No, you got it right -- guess I should've worded it better!

3263495 Kidnap Luna while you're at it? I want mah main waifu.

3263497
Only if you promise we can share her...
I'll let you borrow Twi if that'll sweeten the deal

3263499 Hmm... ok. You can have Luna on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I get her the rest of the week, though.

3263502
I'll try to keep her in one piece for you.

3263504 Hey, only I can make her use The Royal Canterlot Voice. Remember that.

3263510
that sounds like a challenge...

3263491 You're welcome

Um, can I join you and 3263492's dastardly plan to kidnap ponies? Please, with cherry and cream on top?

3263511 Well... >_> It's not. She mine. *hiss*

3263515
sure

3263515 Of course you can! Pony-stealing is magic!

3263516
*angry cat noises*

3263515 But you're in charge of snacks.

3263521 I'll bribe Cadence to make Twilight fall in love with Flash if you steal mai Woona.

3263518 3263519
Yay~ Let's go kidnap Rarity!

3263515 3263518 3263519
If we're going to be stealing ponies, I want... uh...

Hm.

See, this is the part where not being able to pick a favorite pony comes back to bite you in the ass,

3263524 Along with the other marshmellow ponies. They're the best kind of poni for snugglez.

3263522
then I'll have to kill Cadence!
Flash won't be an issue though...There'll be no tears shed over the Anti-Christ's execution

3263524
I don't wanna kidnap Toni! She's only fourteen, it's 2creepy even for me!

3263525 problemo?

3263525 Like I said, we'll steal all of the marshmellow ponies while we're at it.

3263527 *smacks you* She meant the fabulous unicorn, dummy!

3263528
Oh, I see.....
Mind you... If you were older...

3263528
Well ok, I'll make do with whoever else we find along the way.

But we need to make sure we grab Pinkie Pie! If my wife finds out I went to Equestria to bring back ponies and didn't get Pinkie I'll be sleeping on the couch for like a month,

3263533
But Pinkie is worst pony!
*hides from your wife*

3263531 Sorry~

3263533 Okai. We might as well grab Cheese Sandwich too -- so we can mail him to Weird Al.

3263538
stahp disappointing me

3263539 Three and a half more years.

3263541 and then I'll be 21 and it'll still be creepy. I can't win this

3263543 It's less than five year difference. It's not that creepy. Take note Madonna's boyfriend is, like, 35.