In one of my recent stories, I was called out on using relatively bland language to describe Rainbow's masturbation habits. One commenter Daioh2 created an exhaustive list of synonyms that I could have used instead.
With their permission, here is that list for the perusal of all you budding clop writers the next time you feel your writing is getting a little stale.
Applying nail polish remover Auditioning the finger puppets Brushing your afro Buttering your bagel Checking for squirrels Checking the foxhole Checking the oil Checking the status of the I/O port Cleaning my fur coat Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp Defrosting the freezer Dialling the rotary phone Diggin' the stench trench Digging for my keys Doing my nails Doing something for my chapped lips Doing the two-finger slot rumba Double-clicking your mouse Draining the tuna Drilling for oil Dusting the endtable Feeding the bearded clam Filling the pink taco Filling your niche Finding yourself Fingering something out Finishing the job Fishing for cumpliments Fishing for mackerel Flipping the light switch repeatedly Flossing the cat Fluffing the kitty Gagging my meat hole Gagging the clam Getting a lube job Getting a stain out of my carpet Getting a stinky pinky Getting the last pickle out of the jar Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster Going deep sea diving Going to and from the Batcave Hand tossing the tuna salad Having ladyfingers and cream Hitchhiking South Indoor fishing Jilling off JocelynEldering Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat Making your own gravy Menage a moi Mistressbate Muffin buffin' Nail polish remover Nursing a hatchet wound Opening the bottom drawer Paddling the pink canoe Parting the Red Sea Petting the kitty Playing the clitar Playing the slots Polishing the wedding ring Preheating the oven Priming the pump Reading braille Reading the map of Tazmania Riding the unicycle Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon Romancing thy own Rubbin Hood Rubbin' the nubbin Scraping the cheese off the taco Searching for Ms. "G" Shebopping Shucking the fresh water clam Slapping Susie Slapping the mackerel Sliding into home Soaking in Palmolive Spanking your puppy on the nose Spearing the bearded clam Spelunking in the mystery cave Stirring the soup Strumming the big open C Surfing the web Swimming in the Pu-Tang River Taking a dip in the lake Teasing the little man in the canoe Testing the waters The magical disappearing finger trick The ole feel n' squeal Tickling the kitty Tiptoe through the TwoLips Tossing the pink salad Twinkling the little star Two-finger taco tango Unclogging the drain Visiting Niagra Falls Visiting your safety deposit box Wading in the Bermuda Triangle Washing your fingers Whipping your cream Working out at the Y
2301794 What. The. Serious. Fuck. Well. I would never, ever use any of these in my life, but thanks for sharing, maybe this list will help me to decipher the meaning of future clop.
In one of my recent stories, I was called out on using relatively bland language to describe Rainbow's masturbation habits. One commenter Daioh2 created an exhaustive list of synonyms that I could have used instead.
With their permission, here is that list for the perusal of all you budding clop writers the next time you feel your writing is getting a little stale.
It just keeps going, and going.
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Fimbulvination
"Flicking the bean" wasn't in there.
2301794 What. The. Serious. Fuck.
Well. I would never, ever use any of these in my life, but thanks for sharing, maybe this list will help me to decipher the meaning of future clop.
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Only like 2 in there for funny usage. We got derps. Some form of muffin buff was already used.
Rubin hood... ha ha ha. Not any any serious thing could most of these be used. Funny tho. Def comedy effect.
The two i could laugh behind.
its worth using once in a while to replace jacking off. better funny than stale.
This is gold.
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