I was busy playing League of Legends against my one friend on Howling Abyss. Every game, wreckage of him. REMEMBER: Tomorrow is a Community Nightly! As is every Wednesday! So submit your everythings for it! I've got a riddle already from someone so try not to riddle. Anything is up for grabs on a Community Nightly! Submit more than one thing! Submit a whole freaking Nightly if you're dedicated enough! Also if I skip a day I keep the numbers going as usual and just pretend the thread was deleted. :D

Fact! Anonymous recently hacked the official Twitter account of the Ku Klux Klan recently!

Joke! my skill at video games my memory A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he'd be home-free. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home. He offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc... The cabbie said, ''If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!'' So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, ''How much for a ride to the airport,'' he asked? ''Fifteen bucks,'' came the reply. ''And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?'' ''What?! Get the hell out of my cab.'' The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, ''How much for a ride to the airport?'' The cabbie replied, ''Fifteen bucks.'' The businessman said, ''OK,'' and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each of the other drivers.

Random thing! Something one of my friends and I made during our english class today because we were bored! (That's my hand holding the stemish thing!)

Song!

Riddle! Yesterday's answer: The kids were triplets. Two boys, one girl. Nobody got it right! ErraticOverlord had funniest answer!
Today's riddle: You're in a metal indestructible box in the middle of the ocean. All that's inside is a mirror and a ball. How do you get out? (This is gonna take Twilights Paladin levels of logic)

Question! What do you think?

3812357 the answer is Cut the ball in half. Two halves make a hole.

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Needs more explanation. But you're on the right track.

3812357
I was wondering where you were yesterday...

I'm going to have to remember that one!

In responce to that thing you made:

Answer to riddle: I don't know...

I think...

3812357 You use the mirror as a portal or wait for the box to rust.

3812357
You said "recently" twice. Stahp.

Brilliance.

It's beautiful.

Also, the flower is pretty okay.

My level of logic? You mean level -x^2 + 2(k+2)x - 9k = 0?
First, I have a question. Why the hell would you want to get out of the box? You're in the middle of the fucking ocean, you get out, you drown!
Anyway, the answer is quite simple. There never was a box. The box is simply a metaphor for your existence, which is trapped in an endless sea of worries that you've secluded yourself from so that you feel no pain. Yet, you still can't escape pain completely. The mirror symbolizes your regret for what you've become and you don't want to look at yourself any longer, but you still do, thus bringing you the only pain you know, loneliness. And the ball? That symbolizes life's eternal circulation and how hopelessly pointless all of it is...
Nah, I'm just kidding. You just get out the same way you got in.
Or, if you're looking for a different answer, you simply cut the ball in half, because two halves make a whole. Then, you climb through said whole. Because homophones!

What do I think? I think I could of had a V8!

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Damnit. Nobody is explaining their answer enough! How do you cut the ball in half?!

And your comment had me laughing. So you have that going for you, which is nice.

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With telekinesis. Duh.
Assuming the ball is made of something softer than glass, simply smash the mirror and cut it with the glass shards. However, if it's harder than glass... Maybe try the mirror's frame if it's harder. If not... You're screwed.

3814147 Break the mirror and use a shard to cut the ball in half to make a hole. Better?