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Fact! Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula" [Advisor's note: That translates literally to "The Village of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels of the Little Portion."]

Joke! What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer!

Random thing!

Song!

Riddle! The answer to yesterday's was... A splinter! I mean, it was vague so a tick would work too, I guess... So, technically, everyone was incorrect but Dustin Lange and dj-pon3fan got it right a bit. Twilights Paladin has funniest answer.
Today's riddle: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

Question! So any ideas for improvements, guys?

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That is one long ass name...

Wonderful joke!

I love the Rap Battles of History!

Answer to riddle: An anchor!

Got nothin' for ya', sorry.

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You know, according to chemistry, alchohol is a solution.

#NOFILTER

A splinter? Eh, I was close.
Hmm... It's obviously roofies.

Get a cool laser show, everyone loves lasers.

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#nofilter #nomakeup #nohate
A laser show?! That'd take forever to find daily...