So I figured out that people only seem to listen when I complain about nobody listening...

Fact! An apple a day keeps the ebola away! no it doesn't

Joke! My sense of timing... Sorry!

Random thing!

Song of the day! I Will Not Bow, by Breaking Benjamin.
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Riddle! Yesterday's answer: river! The man who makes me doesn't need me. The man who buys me doesn't use me either. The man who uses me doesn't know it. What am I?

Question! Should this stop being nightly? Maybe during the day so I don't forget and rush this before I go to sleep?

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Actually, an apple a day can keep the Ebola away, you just need to throw it hard enough at the infected person.
Gabe fucking deserves to get shot.
... Salmonella?
If it works better for you, go for it! The threads shouldn't be a burden to you. Do what thine heart desires. I couldn't think of anything funny to say, so I typed in a strange manner.

An apple a day will keep anything away, if thrown hard enough.

I don't have any jokes, but the anwer to the riddle is a Coffin

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Honestly, for future reference, can you please put it as a reply so I know for sure people responded?

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No Problemo, Oh Accursed One

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The next one will be in progress. It's gonna be a precursor to the weekly Wednesday special to help you get through your week :D