Happy slam-a-pint-or-two-and-get-hammered day! If I did what I said, I'd probably forget to post! But I didn't, so yeah. I'm here for the night!

Fact! Saint Patrick was not Irish. He was born in Britain.

Joke! Knock knock! Who's there? Irish Stu. Irish Stu who? IRISH STU IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!

Random thing! Source

PMV of the day! Tonight's is a PMV for Bad∞End∞Night by Racecarghost1! [youtube=CqJYLVIfPvI]

Riddle! There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never tires. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Who are they?

Question! If a fly can die in the sky, why can a pie not fry an eye?

3116739 Water,fire,earth and wind.

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These will never not make me laugh!

I'm not random enough to think of a good responce to that...

Sorry I was a bit late, I was...
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Sleeping... yah, lets go with that...