So I'm married to Button's mom and somehow have Scootaloo

1st one,
married to rainbow dash and spike is our kid.....

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Wife: Luna
Child: Rumble

198100
doctor whooves... Dinky...
Am I Derpy?

1981004 I marry Spitfire, and we have twins: Pumpkin Cake, and Pound Cake. I'm actually ok with that, even though I'd end up taking care of the babies all the time because she's a famous flier, and she'll need to return to the team. But who knows, maybe she'll decide to cut back on her public, and show appearances to spend more time with her family (teach our son how to fly and stuff).

1981222
sure

1981004 Applebloom, meet your niece Scootaloo! (If it needs to be said it says I'm married to AJ and our kid is Scoots)

I get married to Lyra. I take it that this is her most wildest dream I guess. To marry a human? Then i have Rumble as a child.

1981326
Scootaloo Button's mom is cheating on me

1981346
Scoots, who is that strange pony and why do they think you go with them?

1981363
Scootaloo is my child

1981379 *covers Scottaloo's ears*

1981393
say it again'

1981437
Uh care to help defend your daughter AJ?
You keep yer grubby mitts away from our filly!

1981465

"your wrong she's my filly!!!"

1981501 Mac, take Scootaloo and Applebloon indoors.
*door slams closed behind them and locks*
BRING IT ON!

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Me and Derpy give birth to... NYX?! WTF?!

1981578
*button's mom puts on her war suit*

1981613 *revs chainsaw* Set AJ?

*stops chainsaw abruptly* Let's do this in the north field so the kids don't have to see...

1981637
"Ok...I wouldn't want my daughter to see this..."

*uses sexy attack*

1981663 *eyes fixed on the window*

1981682
"It always works..."

"time to die!"

*button's mom begins creating a spirit bomb*

1981702 Psssh, some mom. Think of the trauma you just put on three young and innocent fillies! WORST. MOM. EVER!

1981713
*throws the spirit bomb at applejack*

"But I'll do anything for my foals!!!"

1981731 Klaatu Barada Nikto
*displaces spirit bomb in time and space*
After demons and all sorts of unspeakable evil I'm still not allowed to keep that crap down. You made me use that thing's magic! What happens now is all on your flank!

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1981379 Well since Lyra is my wife and Fluttershy is my kid. (Wow) And now that Fluttershy is Scootaloo's mom and she is your kid. That means you married Fluttershy?

1981004
I married Twilight and had we had Sweetie Belle.

1981765
"Ah didn't know you could do stuff like that."

"Well yes dear but now we need to stock up on weapons and food. That silly looking mare made me do the only thing in my power to save you. Unfortunately, that means we're gonna have a literal apocalypse going down real soon."

1981038 You married Rainbow Dash and had.... Rainbow Dash?

1981772
um...about that...

"I can explain"

1981792
it says spike

1981805 Ohhh..... Now I fill silly.

1981793 Don't worry, Scootaloo is nice and safe here so explain at your way out of this if you can.

1981793 Ssooo... you're the one who left Fluttershy!

1981878
"ok...well remember that time we all when out...and we all got drunk..."

"I don't know who is the father or mother of Scootaloo anymore"

1981895
"I...I would never...I-i just never got around to telling them I'm married to both of them..."

1981912 Thanks to your negligence I ended up paging the deadites. Good thing I know how to fight them. Scootaloo will be safest here while I probably have to fight an evil me out in the orchard. Cover all mirrors for the next few nights so evil doubles don't come out to kill you in your sleep.

1981959
(deadites from the evil dead?)

1982012 (Where else would I have gotten the words from?)

1982017
(oh ok)

Marriage Game #3 I'm married to Princess Cadence and our child is Filly Applejack.

1981944 You better not break my little girl's heart. EDIT: Why wasn't I told about the wedding. Also it might go School Days on you if they find out. (LOL)

1982345
I could never

1981004 I don't think that words can describe the happiness I feel about what I got. I am married to Fluttershy and we have Woona! It's probably somewhat a combination of this

and this

1981004 Me and Queen Chrysalis are married and somehow she gives birth to Spike.

1981004 me apple jack and twist