Human is summoned to save Equus. Human hasnt had his coffee yet. So human, wanting to end this shit before noon, goes straight to the main antagonist. this happens. Human then tries to go home, realizes he cant, and says fuck it, and falls asleep, snuggling some confused pony

Would be on of the funniest story I would read.

I would probably BE that guy.

6511456
I wonder if the ponies try the whole group thing, looked away for two seconds, saw he wasn’t there and then just heard that the BBEG is dead. What would their reactions be?

You know, there was actually going to be a fight scene, but Harrison Ford was sick as a dog so they just changed the script rather than wait for him to be in shape to do it.

That is beautiful...

6511495
he was constipated

6511495
From what I understand, he was suffering from dysentery at the time.

Quick make a Indiana Jones crossover. MAKE IT HAPPEN PEOPLE!!

6511525
There is one, it's called Whip & Wing

6511456
One of my favorite parts from that movie.

6511553
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's called "Daring Do".

6511466
Same here.

I love the idea already

6511456 Are you taking into account that Harrison Ford was legitimately, medically ill when this scene was shot? Anyway, sounds like a funny premise.

6511521
I was under the impression it was Malaria.

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Google "Harrison Ford dysentery". The information is there.

You just summarized the entire beginning of my story all on your own (going under the assumption you never read BAMBOZLED AGAIN!) without even glancing at it dude

I’m proud of you random person on the internet

6511456

That confused pony won't care once the belly rubs start.