The Blob is better.

3072585 Sir, how dare you. *slap*

3072613 He probably can.

3072857 I doubt the Smooze could do that too. He's just a villain from a children's cartoon.

3072918 It seems my lack of knowledge of the Smooze has finally took its toll. You win.

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3072585 I love this song. It's like everything right with early '60s lounge music.

3072613

The Blob is still superior.

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S͜ų̏͋c̍ͪ̔̃̿ͦ̉h̃ ̇̍͗͌̄̾̚h̐ͫ̍ͦ͒ę̅͒̑r̎͊̾̔͠e̵͂̆̾sͭ̐̇̊͂͆́yͦ̀͑̄͠.ͤ̐̈͘.ͮ̍҉.̈́͐͑͛̚

Y͙͚͎̟̙o̰ͩͨ͂̓͗u̲̱ͥ̔̐̉̾̐ͫ ̬̞̼̻͓͎ͮ̽̃ͮ̅͑w̗̭i̳̻̦̻ͩͅll̰ ͎͕̭̗̟̫̝̑̅ͭ̓͂m̩̘̉̄̓ạ̺̟k̫̣͓̞͇̖͆͌͆͑ͧ̚ͅe̥ͮ̐ͧ͑ͫ ̜̜́ͧͦͫa͇̩͇̰͔ ̱͖̱͕̹̟ͩf̻̹̠̭ͮ͂͐̂ͫ̉̾i̙̣̥̱̜̭ͧne͕̽̐̂͗̆̉̐ ͙̖a̐̇ͯ̾ͯͨ̊p͓̜̻̱̘̼ͅpͥ̔͐ͨ͆ͮe͙̖͎̮͕͔̥̾ͨ͒̃͗̔t͉̬̠͍͕͓̄̂̐̏̌͗ỉ̒̔z̹̫͚̬ͨ͂̃̌e̦̾ͬr͙͖͉͕̈́̌́.͉͇̬̫̅͌