It's not too difficult, I'm having you choose from three different objects to find the least lethal.

So will you:

Be duct taped to the electric chair?-

Eat some delicious cake?-

Or snuggle Huggles the Horrid?-

The choice is yours, please make it by six PM tonight, when I'll be revealing the result of your choices!

Oh, and you can switch objects part way through, but only your last choice will stick.

1226411
the chair

a cake that big will almost certainly kill

and the snuggles image no work, anything that no work is evil as far as I'm concerned

1226411 such brilliant tatics...riddler the patients should have a fun time with this one

1226424 Snuggles vanished, but I had a spare.

1226431
that bear still looks bloody suspicious

I'll still take my chances with the electric chair

1226411
Obviously, it's the chair
Eating a cake of that size by yourself will fucking kill you.
Happy Tree Friends taught me to never trust a teddy bear.

1226442 Those sound like really funnylast words. The kind I'd want engraved on your tombstone.

1226449 I never thought I'd see a day where the electric chair was hailed as being safer than cake and teddy bears.

And yet here we are.

1226465
no

I have my gravestone all planned out already.
it shall read the following

here lies Stiggerzz
gamer, procrastinator, all round chill guy

p.s. Han shot first

1226449
great minds think alike, aye?

1226478
Mah niggah.

1226573
mah pimp

1226580
Mah brogre.

1226587
mah spaztic

1226606
Mah autist.

1226613
you went there .-.

fucks given = zero

1226631
Why you no have fucks to give?!

1226411
Electric chair.
Kinky.
CAKE!
I'd like the teddy bear please.

1227330 Finally someone picks something that isn't the electric chair!

You'd think people would avoid the obvious carrier of death.

Chair.

1227680 I can not comprehend why, given the options presented, people insist on picking the chair.

It's the most obviously deadly of the three!

I was expecting a split between cake and bear to be honest, but this is just nuts!

1227737
Nanomachines son.

1227366 The cake could be poisoned or could be a lie. The chair will shock me unless it's not plugged into the wall. I'm going to go with the ugly teddy bear and hope it won't turn into a real bear or wasn't previously touched by a child with an infectious disease.

1227680>>1227330>>1226449>>1227825>>1226424

For those who let themselves get duct-taped to the chair...

*flips switch*

YOU ALL GET ELECTROCUTED!

For the pink one and Snarky, I'm afraid there's something in that bear.

*bear explodes*

IT WAS A BOMB!

And Orange, you took the cake!

*axe swings from ceiling, killing Orange*

And since the cake was only trapped to kill one, you win!

Not that it matters, you being dead and all.

Oh well!

1228355
((I *Gasp* left a while ago))
((Don't look for me))
I'm too innocent to die.
*Frappe is shrouded in a red glow, and is teleported away before the bomb goes off*
((You owe me one Pinks))
*Orange's head is cut in half, his brain matter being strewn all over the floor*
Fuuuuck

1228430 *phew*

I was afraid she was gonna get caught in the blast.

1226411 HUGZ!!!!

1228622 Hugs are great.

And congratulations! Since you got here after the bomb went off, you didn't explode!

Yet.

Taped to the chair

1226641
because I'm an all round chill guy

all round chill guys do not give a fuck

1229498

I'd go for the ball gag, the electric whip, and- oh wait, wrong thread! Sorry!