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Bill Clinton
Group Admin

Greetings patients and welcome to Experiment #9. This is the most horrible one yet. I want all of you take a shower. Together.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!

Have fun and remember Joker Is Always Watching You.....

11707777
Oh.
Shit.
Nope.

I'll make sure to remember not to drop the soap, and carry a shank in my bunghole.

*grabs knife*

now, you fellas just keep your distance...and we won't have to get violent...:pinkiecrazy:

I don't want any trouble...lets just get this over with, without any raping attempts....and I won't be forced to gut you:pinkiecrazy:

1170777
Eh, I've showered with a bunch of dudes before. After the fifth time, it stops being weird.:moustache:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170788 You don't have a choice patient.
"pushes you in there"

1170798 Cielia: But I'm female. This'll never work...
*Sebastian is frickin' creeped out*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170802 So?
"slams shower door"

1170797>>1170806
Cielia & Sebastian: ...Well, this will go to hell.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170797 You don't get it do you?

1170819
And YOU don't get it.
If anybody attempts that sort of thing again... well, let's just say they won't have a nice day.:pinkiecrazy:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170830
Patient still seems to be suffering split personality disorder.

1170777 Just like the locker rooms at swim class.:ajbemused: You're really losing your touch. What's your next pathetic experiment, drying ourselves with a towel. Please! I can think of a better experiment than that.

1170838
I seem to be developing a headache. Maybe I should go to sleep?:applejackconfused:

But I want to see if AcousticBrony will respond to our email.:fluttercry:
*pats head*
Calm down, he'll respond eventually.:ajsmug:

... maybe.:applejackunsure:
It's not like we donated money to him or anything.:trixieshiftright:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1170865 Get in the shower!
"pushes you in and slams the door"

1170852 Or worse! I could get my pigtails all wet. :pinkiegasp:

1170802
Don't worry, I've got your back Cielia.
Yeah, we've "got your back":trollestia:

Stop making me look like a HORRIBLE PERSON!:flutterrage::fluttershbad:

How about this, you all stay away from me, and I don't sic Purple on you.
Try me... Really, go ahead.:rainbowdetermined2:

1170890
*1 New notification*
*Joker's following you*
Oh,:rainbowhuh: IT. IS. ON.:flutterrage:
Ok, for this special occasion, I'm letting Purple out of my mind. She will F*$# you up!
Literally, so have fun you two.:trollestia:

That's not exactly what I meant, but I don't care anymore.:ajbemused:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1171041 Yeah yeah whatever.
(Patient is having a mental breakdown. Must call the guards.)

1171050
More like this.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1171064 Thats.....nice......
(Patient has gone far enough to even create images of what his split personality looks like)
GUARDS! Take him away!

1171077
Don't you mean HER!?

Purple is the one you want!

Imma sleep now. Have fun with that.:twilightsmile:

Here I am.:trollestia:

1170889 Cielia: Well, I'm just gonna be in this corner here. Not taking a shower.

1171108
Bye, I have to go back to my prison cell.:fluttershysad:
Which was my plan all along.:ajsmug:
No it wasn't, we wanted to be social, and interact with people.:ajbemused:
"Interacting" with people alright.:trollestia:
Shu... SHUT UP!:applecry:

Oh yeah, and my picture (which is an actual OC of mine) is my avatar.
Looks... good.:raritywink:

You can't make the "sexy eyes" at me, we're the SAME ENTITY!

You sure about that?:ajsmug:

Ummm... No, so stay away.:fluttershyouch:

1171141 Cielia: Jeez, what's wrong with your friends, or some, split-personality... thing.

1171159
Rule 34 or 63. Guess which I am.
63?:rainbowhuh:
Both.:ajsmug:

I'm just gonna leave now.:rainbowderp:

1171179 *Sebastian and Cielia lean both toward you in a creepy fashion, grinning*
Cielia: This might...
Sebastian: Be a possible ship.

1171313 Cielia: NOW KISS! *Cielia and Sebastian push Purple and Eru's heads together, forcing the kiss*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1171330 "Suddenly a patient walks up to Cielia and Sebastian"
You dropped the soap......

1171330
*Censored action*
Amazing!
I regret everything.

1171377 *Sebastians quickly picks up the soap bar*

1171386 *Cielia and Sebastian laughs*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1171394 "Patient grumbles and then walks away"

1171413 Sebastian: Thank Luna, I didn't get butt raped.

1170777 I have two giant knives and a very strong kick, I am not getting raped today :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:
I also have fish :trollestia::trollestia::trollestia:

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